I have just realized today that bondage tape and vet wrap are the same thing. Not only has the kink factor gone up, it is now cheaper for the masses. My life has just become that much happier and/or ironic.
I have also seen what Marylin Manson and Evan Rachel Woods' love child will look like... and it is Avril Lavigne in her new "Hot" video. This is why I fear those two procreating.
In other news, I went to the So You Think You Can Dance tour with my sister and was seated next to a gang of prostitots. I didn't care; I got to see my sexy Russian tango. After this, I will settle for nothing less than a Russian ballroom dancer.
The dog knocked over my laptop so now half of the keys stick, but I can't afford to fix it.
This post is completely unorganized and I hate myself for that.
I have also seen what Marylin Manson and Evan Rachel Woods' love child will look like... and it is Avril Lavigne in her new "Hot" video. This is why I fear those two procreating.
In other news, I went to the So You Think You Can Dance tour with my sister and was seated next to a gang of prostitots. I didn't care; I got to see my sexy Russian tango. After this, I will settle for nothing less than a Russian ballroom dancer.
The dog knocked over my laptop so now half of the keys stick, but I can't afford to fix it.
This post is completely unorganized and I hate myself for that.
I for one am impressed. As for the bondage tape, I can't say that I am very experienced in its use (ok, you caught me, I've never used it) but when/if I do you can bet I will remember that association and laugh.