rahepsi

One trip back and forth to Evansville to Indy.

40 Dollars.

One meal at Wendy's along the way for the three of us.

20 Dollars.

3 Warped Tour Tickets

90 Dollars.

Seeing my best friend give a 110% effort on a moon to some asshole on the highway.

Priceless.

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So My girlie Lex, my best friend Mike and I are getting set to go see the warped tour tomarrow. Last night We went down to hang with him and bring him back today. Then on the way back an interesting expriance happens.

So we sucessfully get on the 65 from the 64 and are cruising along a little above the speed limit, not a big deal, nothing to much. (78'ish in a 70) Lex is sleeping in the backseeat (she is in the back cause Mike is like 6'3'' and wont fit in the back, as opposed to her stout 5'4'')

Me and Mike are chilling out listening to some KMFDM. The car is on cruise at about 78'ish. We passed this white caravan. Considering the rate on which we passed him, he was doing well under 70. (There were many cars doing 70, speed limit and all, and we passed them slowly, but not to slowly.) We passed him a little quicker than that.

I passed, merged back into the right lane safely. I start comming up on a Trucker doing his run, and I signal to pass, and notice that caravan was passing me (keep in mind my speed) he passed pretty quick, but not so that I didn't have to kick off cruise. So I kick it off.

I said "dick" and carried on. Ya know, it happens. I have done those types of things where I slow down cause I am smoking or something, then speed up when I am done.

I change lanes and speed up and there that caravan is sitting there beside the Trucker matching the Truckers 65-70MPH, essencially blocking me in.

Asshole. I wait for him to eventually pass the trucker and I speed up to cruise. The caravan gets over to allow me to pass. Doesnt make any sence.

Meanwhile Mike is commenting about how much of a cock this guy is. I am like Nyeh, he had a moment. I am about to pass another truck, and the caravan that was behind me, cuts me off as I am about to pass the trucker. and slows down and does the same shit again.

At this point me and Mike are like WTF? Is the dude trying to cause a wreck.

So we go on cruising again. (by cruising, I mean cruise control.) and dude has merged right and we pass him yet again. As we pass, we take a look at the dude. Some dude that looked like he was in his 50's. Grey hair. Whatever. We also noticed he was on a cell phone. Alright. Stupid people driving while using a cell phone.

This time I don't merge back in and I pass another truck and he is behind me. All over? Think again.

This time he speeds up and passes me on the left, doing about 90+ and I am like Mike, give this guy the bird. Mike does, but dude doesnt see it, he was going way to fast.

Dude slows down again with no one in front of him, side by side with a Trucker.

Then it becomes apparent that this guy just doesn't want us to pass him. He will let us pass, but then quickly comes back to cut us off and boxes us in. This became a theme really. Why? We have no idea.

Budwick and Mike go into mission mode.

Mission: To fuck with this guy. We can't do much else, and dude needs it, he is being an asshole.

Mike goes dude. Pull up beside him, on the left so I can moon him.

heheh alright dude.

It takes a while, cause dude kept boxing us in and cutting us off at every bit. I can't even really get up to cruise speed for any time (if I could have, I would have not let it get this far)

So finally I make it to where I am passing him on the left.

Mike rolls down his window, drops trou, and at 80MPH, puts his hairy ass fully out the window, giving max effort for the guy to notice him this time. He keeps it out there for a few moments. (on a side note Lex said that his chode was flopping in the wind.) It was a great move on his part. Classic props.

Dude, the dude got pissed off and passed us giving us a dirty look and giving us the bird.

The whole thing of cutting us off and slowwing down and boxing us in continues still.

Now I admit, we didn't make things better, but it was worth the laugh.

Now we could tell he was trying to cruise about 65-70MPH. Just not wanting us to pass. So I desided to go ahead and pass him, speed up and keep a good speed till dude was gone.

I went to pass this time, only on the right, cause his ass was being a jerk. So I sped up, and he matched my speed, till I was doing 95+ before I slow down. (I didn't wanna drift into the back of a trucker.)

It this dawns on me. He wont let us around.

So we get in behind him and follow him all the way to Indy, where he does make us loose quite a bit of time. But whatever.

The funny thing was, we just calmly followed him all the way there, and he took the exits we needed to take as well. So we calmly continued following him. We could tell he looked all panicked. So we figure, Payback is a bitch isn't it? So he starts changing lanes all irratically, speeding up and slowwing down trying to get away from us. We calmly and safely let him go, but we changed lanes, and safe driving we would catch up with him. He finally started going like 40MPH on an Interstate. We think he missed a turn and stuff. So finally we just leave him alone, and we drive off.

Moral of the story, if you are going to be an asshole on the road keep two things in mind. Don't mess with a group of punk kids who when properly motivated can make things real weird. And two... Don't be an asshole without being prepared to see a full ass in return. (including a big chode.)

This week is going to be great. I can feel it already.