i'm having a party tonight-it's gonna be cool! we're gonna have a bar-and 2 kegs-but no bouncy castle! oh well i'll get drunk and forget all about it. sorry i've been away-i'll try to catch you guys on aim sometime in the near future-i'm leaving tuesday to go to la for 2 weeks.
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Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!
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Omigod... it's almost 4 in the morning... I'm delerious...