Riddle me this.

9

If it takes a chicken and a half, a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a cricket with a peg leg to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle?

star:
If a thief and three quarters stole a sentence and three quarters in a year and three quarters would 9 quarters be enough for him to buy his way out of being married to the guy with the most cigarettes in plagiarism prison?
raggitymann:
Lol