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It is complete.
The song I've written I mean.
It's written from the perspective of a tea-bagger who is infatuated with Glen Beck and is a little bit racist.
I'll post a video once I can get my camera to work. It keeps saying that the memory card is locked, even though it isn't. Pooty. Maybe once I get my laptop I'll record it with the cam. It's very upbeat and similar to Oasis by Amanda Palmer. But anyhoo, here are the lyrics.

Crossin' Em Off
I've got a list
I've got a list in my pocket
I've got a list of abortion doctors in my pocket
And two are crossed off

And two are crossed off
of the list in my pocket
And isn't it ironic
how I'm pro-life but I kill anyway
and I'm on a mission to end all abortion
plus I also hate the gays
maybe I'll bomb a planned parenthood now
after church this sunday

I've got a list
I've got a list in my pocket
I've got a list of tea party rallies in my pocket
And i'm going to one

And I'm going to one
a week after Thursday and I can't wait
Cause I'm going to meet Glenn Beck
and get his autograph on my t-shirt
and shake his hand too i bet.

And he's a Mormon lucky for me
His faith is cool with polygamy
We'll get married and grow old together
Don't tease the Panther

I am a weapon of misinformation
also a little racist too
And if you don't like it
I dont care now
cause it's time to go watch Fox news