To Do List
- get loan from bank to build credit
- get depo shot so i dont have 17 babies
- pick up music that i ordered from ward brodt
- to go Menards to buy some car cleaning stuff
- work out at Princeton club to prepare for apocalypse (more on this later in blog)
- return home to take alex to work
- clean house and car
- play said music
And now, explaining about the apocalypse...
on 12/21/2012 the world completes a rotation on its axis that happens once every 26,000 years. When it does complete it, it will shift the location of the equator causing global flooding and mass destruction. The Myans predicted this happening in their calender. They used this particular calender for predictions. In fact the calendar has been 100% accurate so far. Myans predicted the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, 9/11, the Hippie movement, every war, and every plague and famine. They used extremely complicated equations to figure everything out. But the thing we know is that they predicted the exact day the equator will shift and ended their calendar on that day, a day which they knew as doomsday.
I know i sound like some "repent your sins, the end is near" crazy chick. but there is lots of shit to back this up. I know i sound really paranoid, and part of me thinks i am, but im just sayin', maybe its best to take some precautions u know? Like the closer we get to 12/21/2012 the more natural disasters happen, the more flooding, the more precipitation.
THIS JUST IN...
alex has handed me a copy of THE ONION MOVIE!!!!!
now back to our regular programming~
soooo....
my list of things im doing to prepare for the end of the world
btw, the Onion Movie is really good.