This weekend I decided to give my two youngest children some punk rock haircuts. They totally rule, so in my mind, people should be able to tell that just by looking at them. It kinda clues them in so they're not quite as shocked when they meet me. Even though I do miss my daughter long beautiful locks, she does look pretty fucking cool, if I do say so myself. And to her, nothin says lovin like purple hair dye. My oldest child is the only one who won't go for it, even though we all insist that punk rules. But two outta three ain't bad.
I had to do something constructive with my weekend anyway. I have had the shittiest week. MY grandmother was staying with us, which is cool since we get along pretty well. But now she's gone so I'm all alone in the house all day, bored to tears. My cat ran away. He's not fixed, so he gets out at least once a month, but has never stayed gone for more than a day. He has now been gone for almost two weeks. So if any of you reading this live in northeast Marietta, be on the lookout for a two year old black male cat with yellow eyes and big balls.
My significant ( i guess) others car has now broken down and my lack of gainful employment means we don't get it fixed. It's probably something cheap and stupid, as usual, but alas, all extra curricular vehicle funds are depleted due to gas prices.
Sitting here I realize how fucking whiny and pitiful this all sounds, so please don't think this is all that's gone on in my life. ..Okay so maybe it is but damn it just sounds so crappy!!!!
On the upside my best friend is four and a half months preggers and Friday we will find out what it is!! ( Animal, mineral or vegetable that is...knowing her husband it's probably vegetable). That may sound pretty lame to all of you young beautiful things with lives that consist of things other than taking care of kids and worrying about bills, but someday you all must have children, or else the world will be forever overrun by the mouth-breathing masses! And we can't have that, can we?
Never fear one day, victory will be ours!!
Time for my morning moving-things-around-so-it-appears-I'm-cleaning ritual, and then off to bed!! Have a fuck your yankin blue jeans day!!
I had to do something constructive with my weekend anyway. I have had the shittiest week. MY grandmother was staying with us, which is cool since we get along pretty well. But now she's gone so I'm all alone in the house all day, bored to tears. My cat ran away. He's not fixed, so he gets out at least once a month, but has never stayed gone for more than a day. He has now been gone for almost two weeks. So if any of you reading this live in northeast Marietta, be on the lookout for a two year old black male cat with yellow eyes and big balls.
My significant ( i guess) others car has now broken down and my lack of gainful employment means we don't get it fixed. It's probably something cheap and stupid, as usual, but alas, all extra curricular vehicle funds are depleted due to gas prices.
Sitting here I realize how fucking whiny and pitiful this all sounds, so please don't think this is all that's gone on in my life. ..Okay so maybe it is but damn it just sounds so crappy!!!!
On the upside my best friend is four and a half months preggers and Friday we will find out what it is!! ( Animal, mineral or vegetable that is...knowing her husband it's probably vegetable). That may sound pretty lame to all of you young beautiful things with lives that consist of things other than taking care of kids and worrying about bills, but someday you all must have children, or else the world will be forever overrun by the mouth-breathing masses! And we can't have that, can we?
Never fear one day, victory will be ours!!
Time for my morning moving-things-around-so-it-appears-I'm-cleaning ritual, and then off to bed!! Have a fuck your yankin blue jeans day!!
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Sorry it took me so long to get back, but I have moved, and I was too fucking lazy to find my modem. But now I'm back so START THE FUCKING PARTY!!!!