This is my conversation with hollascottmoney
NotMattRichards: what the f are you still doing up
scottieramones: i can't sleep
NotMattRichards: that rules
scottieramones: you know my sleep habit is shit
NotMattRichards: we are best friends now
scottieramones: word
NotMattRichards: because we never sleep
NotMattRichards: i'm watching "but i'm a cheerleader"
NotMattRichards: i love this movie
scottieramones: if we were still kids...we'd have a sleepover and the mom would be like "quit laughing and talking and go to bed" and we'd not sleep
NotMattRichards: I KNOW
NotMattRichards: man i miss those
NotMattRichards: i have no friends
NotMattRichards: so i can't even do that with girls
scottieramones: yeah
scottieramones: me too
scottieramones: all my friends moved away
NotMattRichards: even though i'd be like... show me yours i'll show you mine that game will never get old
scottieramones: i know
NotMattRichards: i moved away from all my friends
scottieramones: we'll have a sleepover
scottieramones: and dish it out about boys and who's getting FAT
NotMattRichards: hahah I WOULD LOVE THAT
scottieramones: oh my god
scottieramones: do you know who's pregnant?
NotMattRichards: I know... but she was fat before...
scottieramones: shelly winowski
NotMattRichards: i think she just says she is preg becuase she knows she is fat and she keeps getting bigger
NotMattRichards: what
scottieramones: i just made up a name
NotMattRichards: i thought we were playing
NotMattRichards: haha
NotMattRichards: yes
NotMattRichards: yeah well she is a slut
scottieramones: yeah
NotMattRichards: i heard it's her brothers
scottieramones: ewww
NotMattRichards: yuh
scottieramones: she does live in the trailer park a block away
scottieramones: let's go spraypaint "slut" on her trailer
NotMattRichards: omg i saw this way hotttie at hot topic today
scottieramones: oh my god!
NotMattRichards: I KNOW!!!
scottieramones: does he look like davey from afi??!!
NotMattRichards: OMG YUH
scottieramones: OMG
NotMattRichards: did you see him
scottieramones: No..but i saw this girl that looked JUST LIKE brody dalle
NotMattRichards: i totally want to like ask him out
scottieramones: i saw him at dippin dots though
NotMattRichards: ew
NotMattRichards: that's so like bad for you
scottieramones: do you realize that shit's like..been around for 10 plus years
NotMattRichards: well as long as he like stays as hot as he is i'm good
NotMattRichards: NO WAY
scottieramones: i think its officially the future now..and all ice cream isnt in dot form
scottieramones: OMH did you see jessie fall in the hall?
NotMattRichards: i like totally thought it was like invented by friendly's or somethign a few years ago
scottieramones: her birth control TOTALLY FELL OUT OF HER PURSE!!
NotMattRichards: hahah yeah i laughed at her
NotMattRichards: hahah what a whore
scottieramones: she was like NO...THEY ARE MINTS
NotMattRichards: i hear she takes it becusae she had an abortion and she wants bigger boobs
NotMattRichards: um.. yeah too bad like there's no Rx for mints
NotMattRichards: ugh i hate her
scottieramones: i only need 2 people in my life.....BEN AND JERRY
NotMattRichards: she looks so trashy...
NotMattRichards: hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
scottieramones: HAHAHAHA(this is where we laugh histaricly and sigh for about 10 seconds)
NotMattRichards: muahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHA ahhaahhaa
scottieramones: jesus
scottieramones: we're lame
NotMattRichards: um i thougth that was amazing
NotMattRichards: and i coudl have continued
scottieramones: yeah
scottieramones: oh i wasn't finished
NotMattRichards: me to a friend of mine
NotMattRichards: opdseamus: so how you been
NotMattRichards: alright i guess.... i'm having a pretend slumber party viz internet
scottieramones: DID YOU HEAR THE NEW SIMPLE PLAN SONG!!!
scottieramones: haha
NotMattRichards: um no.... but i bet it's RAD
scottieramones: i cant get it till i get my allowance
scottieramones: :-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(
NotMattRichards: well i sucked off this guy once and he bought me like their first cd
NotMattRichards: i mean
NotMattRichards: uhh
NotMattRichards: a friend of mine did that
NotMattRichards: then she gave it to me
NotMattRichards: ya
scottieramones: i thougth your dad bought you that cd
scottieramones: ewwwwwwwwwwwww
NotMattRichards: umm.... so yeah...... i like totally can't wait til summer
scottieramones: i KNOW
NotMattRichards: parrrr-teeeeeh
scottieramones: we better stop eating this if we are fitting into swimsuits
scottieramones: I'LL RACE YOU TO THE BATHROOM!
NotMattRichards: way ahead of you... i started taking laxitives and they work great... you shoudl do them with me so then you don't have to deal with the fact that i'll be hotter than you
scottieramones: you ARE way hotter than me
scottieramones: i wish they still made stacker2's with ephedra
scottieramones: about 10 of those and 3 hours of the gym...i looked like paris
NotMattRichards: i know i totally would od like every saturday
NotMattRichards: i'd look so hot by monday
scottieramones: can you beileve professor thomas made all the girls with skirts on sit in the front?
scottieramones: you totally missed it being sick and all
scottieramones: by the way i have your homework
NotMattRichards: oh yeah what is it
NotMattRichards: i dunno about you but i think our teacher is hot
NotMattRichards: i woudl definatly meet him afterschool
NotMattRichards: that's hot
scottieramones: he is hot but clumsy...he kept on dropping his pen
scottieramones: he did kill my heart when he talked *SWOOOOONS*
scottieramones: my heart turned into ash
NotMattRichards: omg you are soo deep
scottieramones: yeah...i sent in like 10 poems to davey havok
NotMattRichards: omg... i bet he like reads them and cries
scottieramones: uhhhhh yeah
NotMattRichards: you are like so special
scottieramones: thank you
scottieramones: you're adorable yourself
NotMattRichards: you will be so famous
NotMattRichards: really ya think so
NotMattRichards: i could be cuter
scottieramones: i think your fine the way you are
scottieramones: so shut it girlfriend
scottieramones: omg let's call jason
scottieramones: he'll freak
NotMattRichards: OMG TOTALLY!
NotMattRichards: i have his number
NotMattRichards: i'll call it and you say something okay
scottieramones: ok ok ok ........
NotMattRichards: *dials*
scottieramones: HEY JASON!! you know who this is?
NotMattRichards: bbbahahahfhhashfahahahahhhahahahaha
NotMattRichards: *hangs up*
scottieramones: omg he sounds as hot as he looks!!!
NotMattRichards: I KNOW
scottieramones: uhhhh
scottieramones: i hate football but i go to his games anyways
NotMattRichards: um.. have you ever thought about like ... girls?
scottieramones: i didn't tell you this...but yeah
scottieramones: sort of
NotMattRichards: omg... if you were a guy would you ... like me * shows you my undies*
scottieramones: yes....i would
scottieramones: blushes
NotMattRichards: omg ...I totally would like you if i were a boy too
NotMattRichards: we like woudl make the best couple YOU KNOW!
scottieramones: what about me?....*lifts up shirt*
NotMattRichards: Um... i would do more than date you OW OW
NotMattRichards: girlfriend you are so hot
scottieramones: oh you are too
scottieramones: you're way prettier than i
scottieramones: is it hot in here to you?
NotMattRichards: no i'm not you are
NotMattRichards: mayeb you should take off your shirt?
scottieramones: awww thanks
NotMattRichards: i won't tell
scottieramones: ok....but don't laugh
scottieramones: ok it's off
NotMattRichards: woah... i didn't really think yours were real
NotMattRichards: you have a really nice chest you know
scottieramones: thank you
NotMattRichards: i bet all your boyfriends love it
scottieramones: yeah they do...i wish they liked more than my chest
NotMattRichards: awww.... they are just scared..becuase you are so smart
scottieramones: yeah...i got a b in anatomy yesterday
NotMattRichards: see that's why
scottieramones: yup
scottieramones: omg what kind of panties are those?
NotMattRichards: i don't knowjust some white ones... i got them at limited too
scottieramones: awwwww
NotMattRichards: i got them for my birthday
scottieramones: this is the bestest sleepover EVER!
NotMattRichards: I KNOW we have to have one every week
scottieramones: i know
NotMattRichards: you are my bestest friend
scottieramones: and we can have themed undie parties
NotMattRichards: I KNOW
scottieramones: but we aren't bisexual..ok?
NotMattRichards: and be way cute
NotMattRichards: yeah i won't tell anyone if you don't
scottieramones: ok
NotMattRichards: pinky swear
scottieramones: pinky swear
scottieramones: you don't have to sleep on the bed i made on the floor
NotMattRichards: i dont??
scottieramones: no girl...we're best friends
NotMattRichards: thank you so much... so i can sleep in your bed
scottieramones: of courseys
NotMattRichards: it's cold without my dress on... aren't you cold....heh you look it if you know what i mean
NotMattRichards: eheheh sorry BFF
scottieramones: BFF TOTALLY
NotMattRichards: BFF4E
NotMattRichards: BFF4Life
Best Sleepover Via Internet ever. Well Done Scottie
NotMattRichards: what the f are you still doing up
scottieramones: i can't sleep
NotMattRichards: that rules
scottieramones: you know my sleep habit is shit
NotMattRichards: we are best friends now
scottieramones: word
NotMattRichards: because we never sleep
NotMattRichards: i'm watching "but i'm a cheerleader"
NotMattRichards: i love this movie
scottieramones: if we were still kids...we'd have a sleepover and the mom would be like "quit laughing and talking and go to bed" and we'd not sleep
NotMattRichards: I KNOW
NotMattRichards: man i miss those
NotMattRichards: i have no friends
NotMattRichards: so i can't even do that with girls
scottieramones: yeah
scottieramones: me too
scottieramones: all my friends moved away
NotMattRichards: even though i'd be like... show me yours i'll show you mine that game will never get old
scottieramones: i know
NotMattRichards: i moved away from all my friends
scottieramones: we'll have a sleepover
scottieramones: and dish it out about boys and who's getting FAT
NotMattRichards: hahah I WOULD LOVE THAT
scottieramones: oh my god
scottieramones: do you know who's pregnant?
NotMattRichards: I know... but she was fat before...
scottieramones: shelly winowski
NotMattRichards: i think she just says she is preg becuase she knows she is fat and she keeps getting bigger
NotMattRichards: what
scottieramones: i just made up a name
NotMattRichards: i thought we were playing
NotMattRichards: haha
NotMattRichards: yes
NotMattRichards: yeah well she is a slut
scottieramones: yeah
NotMattRichards: i heard it's her brothers
scottieramones: ewww
NotMattRichards: yuh
scottieramones: she does live in the trailer park a block away
scottieramones: let's go spraypaint "slut" on her trailer
NotMattRichards: omg i saw this way hotttie at hot topic today
scottieramones: oh my god!
NotMattRichards: I KNOW!!!
scottieramones: does he look like davey from afi??!!
NotMattRichards: OMG YUH
scottieramones: OMG
NotMattRichards: did you see him
scottieramones: No..but i saw this girl that looked JUST LIKE brody dalle
NotMattRichards: i totally want to like ask him out
scottieramones: i saw him at dippin dots though
NotMattRichards: ew
NotMattRichards: that's so like bad for you
scottieramones: do you realize that shit's like..been around for 10 plus years
NotMattRichards: well as long as he like stays as hot as he is i'm good
NotMattRichards: NO WAY
scottieramones: i think its officially the future now..and all ice cream isnt in dot form
scottieramones: OMH did you see jessie fall in the hall?
NotMattRichards: i like totally thought it was like invented by friendly's or somethign a few years ago
scottieramones: her birth control TOTALLY FELL OUT OF HER PURSE!!
NotMattRichards: hahah yeah i laughed at her
NotMattRichards: hahah what a whore
scottieramones: she was like NO...THEY ARE MINTS
NotMattRichards: i hear she takes it becusae she had an abortion and she wants bigger boobs
NotMattRichards: um.. yeah too bad like there's no Rx for mints
NotMattRichards: ugh i hate her
scottieramones: i only need 2 people in my life.....BEN AND JERRY
NotMattRichards: she looks so trashy...
NotMattRichards: hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
scottieramones: HAHAHAHA(this is where we laugh histaricly and sigh for about 10 seconds)
NotMattRichards: muahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHA ahhaahhaa
scottieramones: jesus
scottieramones: we're lame
NotMattRichards: um i thougth that was amazing
NotMattRichards: and i coudl have continued
scottieramones: yeah
scottieramones: oh i wasn't finished
NotMattRichards: me to a friend of mine
NotMattRichards: opdseamus: so how you been
NotMattRichards: alright i guess.... i'm having a pretend slumber party viz internet
scottieramones: DID YOU HEAR THE NEW SIMPLE PLAN SONG!!!
scottieramones: haha
NotMattRichards: um no.... but i bet it's RAD
scottieramones: i cant get it till i get my allowance
scottieramones: :-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(
NotMattRichards: well i sucked off this guy once and he bought me like their first cd
NotMattRichards: i mean
NotMattRichards: uhh
NotMattRichards: a friend of mine did that
NotMattRichards: then she gave it to me
NotMattRichards: ya
scottieramones: i thougth your dad bought you that cd
scottieramones: ewwwwwwwwwwwww
NotMattRichards: umm.... so yeah...... i like totally can't wait til summer
scottieramones: i KNOW
NotMattRichards: parrrr-teeeeeh
scottieramones: we better stop eating this if we are fitting into swimsuits
scottieramones: I'LL RACE YOU TO THE BATHROOM!
NotMattRichards: way ahead of you... i started taking laxitives and they work great... you shoudl do them with me so then you don't have to deal with the fact that i'll be hotter than you
scottieramones: you ARE way hotter than me
scottieramones: i wish they still made stacker2's with ephedra
scottieramones: about 10 of those and 3 hours of the gym...i looked like paris
NotMattRichards: i know i totally would od like every saturday
NotMattRichards: i'd look so hot by monday
scottieramones: can you beileve professor thomas made all the girls with skirts on sit in the front?
scottieramones: you totally missed it being sick and all
scottieramones: by the way i have your homework
NotMattRichards: oh yeah what is it
NotMattRichards: i dunno about you but i think our teacher is hot
NotMattRichards: i woudl definatly meet him afterschool
NotMattRichards: that's hot
scottieramones: he is hot but clumsy...he kept on dropping his pen
scottieramones: he did kill my heart when he talked *SWOOOOONS*
scottieramones: my heart turned into ash
NotMattRichards: omg you are soo deep
scottieramones: yeah...i sent in like 10 poems to davey havok
NotMattRichards: omg... i bet he like reads them and cries
scottieramones: uhhhhh yeah
NotMattRichards: you are like so special
scottieramones: thank you
scottieramones: you're adorable yourself
NotMattRichards: you will be so famous
NotMattRichards: really ya think so
NotMattRichards: i could be cuter
scottieramones: i think your fine the way you are
scottieramones: so shut it girlfriend
scottieramones: omg let's call jason
scottieramones: he'll freak
NotMattRichards: OMG TOTALLY!
NotMattRichards: i have his number
NotMattRichards: i'll call it and you say something okay
scottieramones: ok ok ok ........
NotMattRichards: *dials*
scottieramones: HEY JASON!! you know who this is?
NotMattRichards: bbbahahahfhhashfahahahahhhahahahaha
NotMattRichards: *hangs up*
scottieramones: omg he sounds as hot as he looks!!!
NotMattRichards: I KNOW
scottieramones: uhhhh
scottieramones: i hate football but i go to his games anyways
NotMattRichards: um.. have you ever thought about like ... girls?
scottieramones: i didn't tell you this...but yeah
scottieramones: sort of
NotMattRichards: omg... if you were a guy would you ... like me * shows you my undies*
scottieramones: yes....i would
scottieramones: blushes
NotMattRichards: omg ...I totally would like you if i were a boy too
NotMattRichards: we like woudl make the best couple YOU KNOW!
scottieramones: what about me?....*lifts up shirt*
NotMattRichards: Um... i would do more than date you OW OW
NotMattRichards: girlfriend you are so hot
scottieramones: oh you are too
scottieramones: you're way prettier than i
scottieramones: is it hot in here to you?
NotMattRichards: no i'm not you are
NotMattRichards: mayeb you should take off your shirt?
scottieramones: awww thanks
NotMattRichards: i won't tell
scottieramones: ok....but don't laugh
scottieramones: ok it's off
NotMattRichards: woah... i didn't really think yours were real
NotMattRichards: you have a really nice chest you know
scottieramones: thank you
NotMattRichards: i bet all your boyfriends love it
scottieramones: yeah they do...i wish they liked more than my chest
NotMattRichards: awww.... they are just scared..becuase you are so smart
scottieramones: yeah...i got a b in anatomy yesterday
NotMattRichards: see that's why
scottieramones: yup
scottieramones: omg what kind of panties are those?
NotMattRichards: i don't knowjust some white ones... i got them at limited too
scottieramones: awwwww
NotMattRichards: i got them for my birthday
scottieramones: this is the bestest sleepover EVER!
NotMattRichards: I KNOW we have to have one every week
scottieramones: i know
NotMattRichards: you are my bestest friend
scottieramones: and we can have themed undie parties
NotMattRichards: I KNOW
scottieramones: but we aren't bisexual..ok?
NotMattRichards: and be way cute
NotMattRichards: yeah i won't tell anyone if you don't
scottieramones: ok
NotMattRichards: pinky swear
scottieramones: pinky swear
scottieramones: you don't have to sleep on the bed i made on the floor
NotMattRichards: i dont??
scottieramones: no girl...we're best friends
NotMattRichards: thank you so much... so i can sleep in your bed
scottieramones: of courseys
NotMattRichards: it's cold without my dress on... aren't you cold....heh you look it if you know what i mean
NotMattRichards: eheheh sorry BFF
scottieramones: BFF TOTALLY
NotMattRichards: BFF4E
NotMattRichards: BFF4Life
Best Sleepover Via Internet ever. Well Done Scottie
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abigorna:
quite a dialog neh?
drugstorecowboy:
Oh how i envy you........be sure and say Hi to the guy for me. He's so good, he's not from this world.