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I believe I have a date tomorrow. With a real girl, even.

I've never been on a date before.

I have no idea what to do.

(Can't believe I've been crowd sourcing dating advice on Twitter. Yes I can.)
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I appear to have turned twenty-three, without any real discernible skill whatsoever.
xbevisx:
Dude, it happens to a lot of us.

But from the offset I have to say you are pretty good at standing over frying food, looking happy.