Trying to write a grown-up professional-esqe performer bio about myself is fucking HARD.
And when I say grown-up professional-esqe bio, I would kind of like it to not read like these two bios I dug up from my high school past:
Paolo Sambrano can be compared to an airplane full of cheerleaders that crash-landed in Candyland. the resulting debris was a peppermint and shrapnel laced pep-rally amidst the burning wreckage. On a mission to bring face rocking rock and roll to the masses by any means necessary, aside from actually playing an instrument, this nineteen year old community college screw up, corporate flunkie, blogger wannabe is the creator of the UthTV show Commerical Free Paolo. In addition to that, he is the maintainer of Subversive Irony, and a contributor to UthTVs blog and to SFist.
or
Paolo Sambrano, Factory Lead Youth Producer: As lead producer and editor on Elements, Paolo Sambrano coordinated and led pre- and post-production activities among his peers. People say that Paolo has done more than the average seventeen-year-old, but less than the above average seventeen year old. Born September 4th, 1986, an Oakland native and high school recluse, Paolo has taken it upon himself to use digital media for cultural liberation, especially for contemporary Asian-Pacific-Americans. He has been a stalwart member, volunteer, and supporter for various youth and media organizations in San Francisco Bay Area, such as AYPAL (Asian Pacific Islander Youth Promothing Advocacy and Leadership), NAATA (National Asian-American Telecommunications Association), and Youth Sounds. When he's not getting rejected from prestigious film festivals, Paolo enjoys writing witty biographies about himself in the 3rd person. He goes to Diablo Valley College and is perpetually single.
As cool sounding the Cheerleaders in Candyland line is/was (I was inspired by LOST), what does that even mean?
Speaking of high school, here is a photo of me from high school. I think this is around 2003-2004? I don't even know. I found it posted next to one of my old bios.
And when I say grown-up professional-esqe bio, I would kind of like it to not read like these two bios I dug up from my high school past:
Paolo Sambrano can be compared to an airplane full of cheerleaders that crash-landed in Candyland. the resulting debris was a peppermint and shrapnel laced pep-rally amidst the burning wreckage. On a mission to bring face rocking rock and roll to the masses by any means necessary, aside from actually playing an instrument, this nineteen year old community college screw up, corporate flunkie, blogger wannabe is the creator of the UthTV show Commerical Free Paolo. In addition to that, he is the maintainer of Subversive Irony, and a contributor to UthTVs blog and to SFist.
or
Paolo Sambrano, Factory Lead Youth Producer: As lead producer and editor on Elements, Paolo Sambrano coordinated and led pre- and post-production activities among his peers. People say that Paolo has done more than the average seventeen-year-old, but less than the above average seventeen year old. Born September 4th, 1986, an Oakland native and high school recluse, Paolo has taken it upon himself to use digital media for cultural liberation, especially for contemporary Asian-Pacific-Americans. He has been a stalwart member, volunteer, and supporter for various youth and media organizations in San Francisco Bay Area, such as AYPAL (Asian Pacific Islander Youth Promothing Advocacy and Leadership), NAATA (National Asian-American Telecommunications Association), and Youth Sounds. When he's not getting rejected from prestigious film festivals, Paolo enjoys writing witty biographies about himself in the 3rd person. He goes to Diablo Valley College and is perpetually single.
As cool sounding the Cheerleaders in Candyland line is/was (I was inspired by LOST), what does that even mean?
Speaking of high school, here is a photo of me from high school. I think this is around 2003-2004? I don't even know. I found it posted next to one of my old bios.
kraven:
aweee the testimonial you left me was sweet. You are welcome. How is your week going hun?