I never thought it could happen but apparently i am able to have days where i can become "sexually confused" Now im sure all of you are asking yourself...
"Matt, what do you mean by sexually confused?"
Well, basicly, it means that im am basicly attacked by so much sexual content and innuendo's that it is hard to distinguish the people who are just having fun, and the people who seem to want to have the sex.
For instance...
I went out to dinner after work with a friend. She had stated to me that her relationship with her boyfriend had started to run stale. Later this evening, her boyfriend showed up and joined us. At somepoint during the conversation, she made a joke to her boyfriend where she said...
"Matt and I are going back to my place to have sex"
Now I know this girls sense of humor. It is very much like this, but she did something after she said this that i have never seen her do. She looked right at me and winked, not like one of those "something in my eye" kind of winks, but like a
kind of wink. And as we were about to leave, her boyfriend was more then willing to drive her home, but she had tried to convince him to go home on the fact that "he looked tired" and "Its ok, Matt can drive me home"
Now usually this kind of situation wouldnt phase me. However, have similar situations like this multiplied by roughly 8 or 9 times during a single day... It can cause some confusion in my head as to which are just jokes, and which are sincere. This has never happened to me.
Now there is going to be a party tomorrow night with this girl in attendence. And if all goes well...it will be
for the rest of the weekend.
"Matt, what do you mean by sexually confused?"
Well, basicly, it means that im am basicly attacked by so much sexual content and innuendo's that it is hard to distinguish the people who are just having fun, and the people who seem to want to have the sex.
For instance...
I went out to dinner after work with a friend. She had stated to me that her relationship with her boyfriend had started to run stale. Later this evening, her boyfriend showed up and joined us. At somepoint during the conversation, she made a joke to her boyfriend where she said...
"Matt and I are going back to my place to have sex"
Now I know this girls sense of humor. It is very much like this, but she did something after she said this that i have never seen her do. She looked right at me and winked, not like one of those "something in my eye" kind of winks, but like a
kind of wink. And as we were about to leave, her boyfriend was more then willing to drive her home, but she had tried to convince him to go home on the fact that "he looked tired" and "Its ok, Matt can drive me home"
Now usually this kind of situation wouldnt phase me. However, have similar situations like this multiplied by roughly 8 or 9 times during a single day... It can cause some confusion in my head as to which are just jokes, and which are sincere. This has never happened to me.
Now there is going to be a party tomorrow night with this girl in attendence. And if all goes well...it will be
for the rest of the weekend. VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
clover:
wow, that would put anyone in a confused position
jackie:
oh that is confusing..well let me know how it went 