racheljane

`My brother came up to visit from San Diego State but has proceeded to throw up all night and day damn college kids and their stange ailments. i think he must have gonnorea! so we havn't gone anywhere fun yet

`...speaking of college, jus got my grades for the semester...all A's. it's great when yer straight haha i'm one step closer to REAL COLLEGE. but which one???

`i've been tearing thru my parent's bookshelf at a fever pace. mostly true crime, murdery novels of my mom's and drug-fueled, "spiritual" books of my dud's. What a strange pair they are! Yesterday, i read "Bastard out of Carolina" and cried like a bitch

`i don't know if cat stories amuse anyone (Christ, i dunno if any of my stories amuse anyone!!) but this made me chuckle...
we have 5 cats total...its kinda a blended cat family, 3 original cats (Frank, Puck and Phoebe) plus 2 (Jack and Pooter....eww her fancy name is Francesca Cappuccio ) my parent's brought from Louisiana. The two male cats do not get along in the slightest. But when the cats are outside, they usually don't fight b/c they know it is a privilege that they don't want to lose, so they behave. So i'm napping in the sun and those guys really start to rumble. suddenly, like a bolt of lightning, Pooter charges from inside the house CLEAR THRU OUR SCREEN DOOR, knocking it to the ground, and proceeds to pounce on Puck, in defense of her friend, Jack. Trust me, i don't fuck with that siamese bitch, she is crazy