Bah!... give me blue water, white sand, drinks with little umbrellas in them, and hordes of island women who want to lei me...ahahahah!..Bora Bora?..Aruba?.St.Maarten?..Bali?...aggg,...anywhere is better than here right now 
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blue water? check
white sand? check
umbrella drinks? well if you ask for the umbrella.
Island women? well even as another girl they still frighten me. might wanna pass on that one.
I love taunting poor unsuspecting souls.