Cybersex, Pirate Style
CaptainJack: I got yer plank right here
Wench: Oh, my, CaptainJack, ye plank be so hard, and long
CaptainJack: ye should see me main mast
Wench: *adjusts webcam*
CaptainJack: Avast! now that shivers me timbers
CaptainJack: I got yer plank right here
Wench: Oh, my, CaptainJack, ye plank be so hard, and long
CaptainJack: ye should see me main mast
Wench: *adjusts webcam*
CaptainJack: Avast! now that shivers me timbers
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kindle:
Haha, that's fabulous!


paintedbat:
hahahaha cute!