Some excerpts from The Book Of Shrew
Women: Seem like a good idea when you're single.
Never make toast in the bath.
Why put off till tomorrow what you can leave until it's too late.
Why do girls wear perfume and cosmetics? Because they're ugly and they smell.
You can trust a man in a dress, but never trust a woman with a beard.
Guns don't kill people...I do.
The Revolution is nigh.
Women: Seem like a good idea when you're single.
Never make toast in the bath.
Why put off till tomorrow what you can leave until it's too late.
Why do girls wear perfume and cosmetics? Because they're ugly and they smell.
You can trust a man in a dress, but never trust a woman with a beard.
Guns don't kill people...I do.
The Revolution is nigh.