Tonight Amy and my brother and my brother's wife and I went looking for a juice bar. Cause I'm under 21, and they wanted to see strippers. I was more interesting in getting a doughnut, but no one would heed my words. Then a scary cracked-out bum asked me for a quarter, I gave it to him, and he lurched after me: drooling and spouting religious nonsense. Then the half-retarded guy who runs the plaid pantry by my apartment made the funniest joke in the world.
Exciting!
Exciting!
wendy1:
Ill bite, what was the joke?