see you summer.


come at me, fall!


come at me, fall!
OH! Some advice for the dudes. Before showing interest in a woman, make sure to:
- Not display any emotion. OBVIOUSLY.
- Ask if she has a boyfriend, because involved women will apparently still flirt like they're single.
- Ask if she is a lesbian. They like to flirt too, but what's the point in doing that with a man. Really now.
There. I saved you several hours of your life.
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velvet_petal:
Gee, it looks so scientific and yet slightly like a roll on deodorant. "New Adult Concept"...sounds like the pitch for a Dyson. Thanks for sharing. I don't get out enough.
noel:
Well of course it does
