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Where I live I can't keep him, so my grams takes care of him 95% of the time. It works out because she's by her lonesome and my mutt keeps her busy. Although he's gotten hella fat eating Soul Food 24-7 so I've been making him run up and down yon hills. Not to mention my town (with exception to my place) is real dog-friendly, so Zeus has been getting his fill of butt sniffing. Which reminds me, how glad are we as a species to be cognitively proficient enough to convey thought with language rather than resort to our baser instincts?

Then again, some of you motherfuckers are into that kind of shit.
[PUN]

Anyways, he met a cat named Hannibal who thinks he's a dog and they got along swimmingly.



Don't mind the scarf and beret. He thinks he's French.

Been really slow on the whole editing-my-personal-photos deal. They've taken a backseat to work but I finally worked on ONE, taken during the underwhelming 'Supermoon' event.



It's niiiiice, you liiiiike? I'll be getting more and more out there again. It's been difficult to remain motivated for my own creative endeavors. Work is work and I have to keep up because of a paycheck, but ...ugh. Hopefully, I can get more humans involved. Clear the block with a couple portrait/candid shoots.

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WELCOME TO CRAFT CORNER! One of my bestest besty best friends in the whole wide world SillyK has been sculpting up a storm for a long time but finally set up an Etsy account months back. As some of you know I wasn't around; now that I am, I have to pimp out that crafty German whore. After June 1, you best GO HERE and peruse her fine handcrafted wares and marvel at the spectacle! At the moment, she's going through a skull/mushroom/owl kick but if you can think it, Silly can make it reality! SERIOUSLY.

RANDOM INTERNET BULLSHIT

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ONE MORE THING, FUCKERS!!!

Nearly four years ago, I met this girl. This pale, pale, greasy-haired funny sounding girl... After 3.5 hours of mini golf, go karts and "accidentally" decapitating kids while playing lazer tag, it was pretty much confirmed that we were meant to be in each other's lives. Who is this shifty-eyed git with a fear of the sun, you ask? Why Leandra, of course!


*this is what alcoholics in a hotel bar at 10am look like. ah, memories*

Her latest set Darkly Dreaming (shot by Milloux) JUST went live in MR so you should go check it out after reading my blog. What's the harm in that? YOU'RE ON A PORN SITE. Titillation and horndoggedness are the main reasons you're here! Own up to it, twonks. I'm certain you'll enjoy it!



Hooked ya in.


fyi, she also told me that if the set hits a certain number of comments, she'll send me video of her taking on this candy all kinds of sexy like!



...OK, she didn't. A man can dream, however.





PEACE OUT, BITCHES.