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HUMP DAY. hmmph.

Typically, I disregard such pithy titling of Wednesdays, but today I'm feeling it. By 'it' I mean that ol' hormonal surge that usually affects men's brains every single day. I'm more akin to a Vulcan... cool, calm, collected and mentally blind to any advance a woman may make. I woke up this morning and those not-too-familiar feelings swamped my corteces. My Pon'farr began today. As anyone versed in Trek lore knows, IF I DON'T FUCK SOON, I WILL DIE.



Y'know, it doesn't really help being a member on this site too.

When such things like these turn one on...

...then there are issues that definitely need to be resolved.

*sigh* I need a girlfriend for at least the next two weeks that wouldn't mind dressing up or doing any or all of those things.

p.s.

p.p.s. Apparently girls in LA like to be dryhumped while in a chokehold by their boyfriends as they proclaim the words "WOMP WOMP". wtf is that shit about?!

p.p.p.s. The grossest porn .gif yet for the sensible yet delicate Rydell: