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So. It all began when I saw Leandra's hairy boobs.
I AIN'T LYIN'! She was in mid-werewolf form!

Anyways, I attribute my luck in recent social opportunities entirely to them. Soon after that gracious viewing, a revolving door of random adventures kicked off, beginning with a super brief hang-out with Kiari and friends for her birthday. I hadn't seen her in over a year which is pathetic, I know.



I still laugh when I think about the first time we met. Sadly, I had other things to do during that night but I could tell things were gonna go off reeeally well. Wish I could've stayed longer.

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Days later, I get a call from my long-time friend Ms. Bloo. In case you don't remember who she is then bing, bang, boom. There ya go. I hadn't seen her androgynous pale ass for a while too and she just so happened to be in SF and Sacramento for 20 hours. Bloo also called her high school pal and we picked things up like no time had passed since our last excursion. It wasn't anything exciting but as some could attest, even doing the most boring things can seem exciting with the right company.



Oh yeah, then we went to a goth club and saw Android Lust. It isn't my usual music, but the band had their shit together that's for certain. Plus, their lead singer is the tiniest woman on the planet. TINY. Seriously. Hobbit-sized. Yet cute.

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The next morning I stuck around and helped Leib_ with her avocados (hey nowww).


*channeling her inner Tawny Kitaen*
However, being hot, sweaty, tired and hungry in Sacramento = BAD NEWS. We settled for a quick late lunch and I was semi-successfully convinced to visit Chico sometime soon. I still have my reservations. hm. Fuck it, I'll bring my knives.

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One week later... Xtine! What didn't we do? Bar trivia. Street corner grilled cheese sammiches. DNA Lounge (cameo by Nixon). A single vodka tonic. GOTH COOKIES. Shopping at Tiffany's. Bowling. Yelling at the wind for being so cold... y'know, the usual shit.

Intermission: This is my new friend/pet Pete the Banana Slug.


Where I live, these dudes are everywhere. Harmless, of course... but this was the biggest specimen I've seen so far. Longer than a dollar and thicker than a roll of quarters. Craziness.

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Later that week... more goddamn Leib_. You know you spend too much time with a person when you start talking and arguing like an old married couple. Just sayin'! Anyways, I met two more of her 2809617283 friends and we shared a meal at Brenda's, hit a couple thrift stores, studied some Anthro, checked out People's Cafe and Mom's and like that, we parted ways.




*we're soooooo high*

After sifting through all that, you may be thinking "This motherfucker here is totally being an egotistical douche! END FRIENDSHIP!" Not so, dear reader. I merely had to relay my amazing luck in being social... seeing as I'm perpetual recluse and all. SO FUCK OFF, I'M HAVING FUN. It's sheer coincidence a majority of it involves attractive women.

Besides, who wants to read about my views on politics/world events/technology/etc?
You need eye candy!

I'm too sexy for this blog now.
Peace Out.