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Ladies and Gentlecreeps...

I introduce to you, the next level in Suicide Girls member review standards: X-Ray Photography!

YOU'RE WELCOME.




Someone get me one of those!

I love the World Cup. Maybe a little too much. Hell, I'm watching matches that have nothing to do with the United States. I must be a mayo-on-fries eatin, pot smokin, married-with-a-girlfriend luvin socialist. OK, so I've followed futbol for a while now, so sue me. It's pretty cool to see all these stars competing for pride and country. ...and it's kind of a nice feeling to see Rooney shut down by lil' ol' America. I only wish Zidane was still around to headbutt motherfuckers.



I likely won't be online as much in the coming days.
The birthday's approaching and I honestly don't feel as excited anymore.