After suffering from yet another is-this-a-stroke-or-just-a-really-bad-inflammation-of-the-sinuses-due-to-pollen headache Wednesday, I woke up feeling 100% once more and got to work. After I was through with that today, Momma R3X met up with me in the City and we got some grub at Four Seas. Don't tell Uncle's... we felt like having some dim sum.
We were hungry. Really hungry.
This made me crack the fuck up as soon as I read it:
FUCK OFF, I'm evil. I'm pure hate! I piss on your mothers! ... OK, I can't. Sorry. That just seems wrong. Damn you, fortune. Your words ring too true.
Yeah. This was a funny moment. Da momz was already feeling the effects of the booze earlier - one whole cup of wine - so we just went in because of the name. However, I couldn't leave without getting a drink.
Mom: You're not driving me home!
Rex: Sheeeeeeeeit, you're not driving ME home!
I never saw my mom have any alcohol before today. I heard stories, but wow. What a friggin' LIGHTWEIGHT. Not only that but it made her more gabby with shopkeepers. Also, she started talking smack about people I know, and how I should watch out before they try to marry me. Laughriot.
We made a new friend. He/she ran out of the store next to my ride as soon as I got in, and kept looking at me like it wanted me to take him/her home. It was the weirdest thing. I've always been good with animals but whaaa? Personally, I didn't want the fucker to walk across my ride's path. Sure, it isn't a full-on black cat, but it's enough to give me some marginally bad luck. Damn superstitions.
Anyways, today was a good day... I accomplished a lot of Foursquaring. 
btw, I have all that other shit too like Twitter and Formspring.
/socialnetworkingwhore
