A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.
- I make that much in a month. *Rex
The smallest erect penis on record was just 1cm long.
The first known contraceptive was
crocodile dung , used by the Egyptians in 2000 B.C. It was replaced with elephant droppings when they realized it wouldn't work.
Among primates, man has the largest and thickest penis.
- Stop complaining, bitches.
Studies show that, for some unknown reason, the higher the level of education, the more men tend to have wet dreams.
- Should I pursue a PhD?
The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester.
The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy.
A man's testicles increase in size by 50% when he is aroused.
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200. Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000.
There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen.
- fyi, ladies.
Average number of erections per day for a man: 11.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis:
lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, and
pumpkin pie.
- THAT'S IT! I wanna woman who uses lavender shampoo, eats licorice, pours chocolate sauce on herself, covers her nipples her doughnuts and rubs pumpkin pie on her pie!
Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce masturbation.
About one percent of women can orgasm solely through breast stimulation.
30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.
Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
- Thankfully, ejaculation does not.
Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.
- Fucking DUH.
Women with a PhD are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor's degree.
The word "avocado" comes from the Spanish word
aguacate which is derived from the Aztec word
ahuacati which means "testicles".
The frequency with which a woman has orgasms during her sleep actually increases as she ages during her childbearing years.
Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.
- G'day, sheilas...
According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.
- Yes. Playboy would know. Since it's more reputable than JAMA or Masters and Johnson.
A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
The most recorded orgasms in an hour by researchers at the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach, CA, was
134 by one female and sixteen for a male.
hay, i can use it on you too...
i need your voice.
if i buy you a plane ticket will you come to me?