Well, remember how I was still debating over whether or not to work for someone else and stay here in Philly and all that good shit? Mr. Daniels and I decided that instead, I'm gonna take my next 3 checks and sail away to mexico where I can live like a fucking king, live on my boat, and swim in the ocean every day! FUCK YOU PHILADELPHIA!!
YES I"M FUCKING DRUNK!! And I'm fucking tired of being here and I'm tired of constantly worrying about running this shitty little company of mine! I'll go to mexico and make my living doing shit like remote server maintenance or something. I don't care, I just want to get the fuck out of Philly and never come back! Goddamn place kept me here over five fucking years! I can't wait to leave!!
I'll be taking applications for my first mate on this little voyage and the criteria is this:
1. Must be female
2. Must be cute (in the punk/goth way)
3. Must not get sea sick
4. Must like to drink Jack daniels and be able to hold your liquor!
If you meet any of these requirements, please forward your resume ASAP cuz this ship is sailing by April 15th and NO LATER!!
Well, I'm off to the store for more smokes and ice for my JD. Have a wonderful night!
YES I"M FUCKING DRUNK!! And I'm fucking tired of being here and I'm tired of constantly worrying about running this shitty little company of mine! I'll go to mexico and make my living doing shit like remote server maintenance or something. I don't care, I just want to get the fuck out of Philly and never come back! Goddamn place kept me here over five fucking years! I can't wait to leave!!
I'll be taking applications for my first mate on this little voyage and the criteria is this:
1. Must be female
2. Must be cute (in the punk/goth way)
3. Must not get sea sick
4. Must like to drink Jack daniels and be able to hold your liquor!
If you meet any of these requirements, please forward your resume ASAP cuz this ship is sailing by April 15th and NO LATER!!
Well, I'm off to the store for more smokes and ice for my JD. Have a wonderful night!
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Funny actually, I was planning to save up as much as possible so I could spend April in Mexico. Drop me a line, we need to plot our takeover of the country ...