Best drunken misspeak of the night: "Nicotine actually makes a really good incesticide."
I used to collect interesting misspeaks until I realized that most worldly conversation consists of saying something you don't quite mean unless you're concentrating really hard. People are most beautiful when they reveal themselves without meaning to.
In the bar tonight, there was a young woman knitting. Who knits in a bar? Beautiful women, that's who.
I used to collect interesting misspeaks until I realized that most worldly conversation consists of saying something you don't quite mean unless you're concentrating really hard. People are most beautiful when they reveal themselves without meaning to.
In the bar tonight, there was a young woman knitting. Who knits in a bar? Beautiful women, that's who.
voltaire:
It's true, nicortine makes a great insecticide.... it's great on roses for aphids.....
quotidian:
I know - they used to sell a nicotine-based insecticide called Black Leaf 40 (maybe they still do?). I always thought it would make a good name for a band (maybe it already has?).