Sorry to all that haven't been getting the usual volume of comments from me the past few days...it's been a busy weekend what with work, several parties, and my friend John's visit (it is a long way up from Texas). I still love you all.
So, the realtor we were dealing with is not just an asshat, oh no. She's progressed to the level where she's wearing the sphincter necktie. I'd been leaving her voicemail for the past two weeks to the effect of "Call me back so we can set up a time to stop by and finalize paperwork and sign contracts." When she finally got back to me on Saturday her message was "I was too busy fellating goats to actually not fail utterly at my job. The property owner rented it last week. *slurp slurp, baaaaa* I don't think we have any other properties available in July, but I'm not in the office until Tuesday, so I'll check then *baa baaaaaa BAAAAAAaaaaAAAAA! slurpity slurp slurp*" The next few days will be spent setting up as many viewings as possible for Friday, so when I see Sid and Gasmaskboy on Saturday at the Cabaret show (along with the millions of other cool SGBostonians and northeasterners that I'm expecting) I'll be able to tell them about the few best places and figure out when we can view them and finalize it in the next week. Some form of housewarming partay should still be in the works for July 24th-ish.
*sigh*
Bedtime.
So, the realtor we were dealing with is not just an asshat, oh no. She's progressed to the level where she's wearing the sphincter necktie. I'd been leaving her voicemail for the past two weeks to the effect of "Call me back so we can set up a time to stop by and finalize paperwork and sign contracts." When she finally got back to me on Saturday her message was "I was too busy fellating goats to actually not fail utterly at my job. The property owner rented it last week. *slurp slurp, baaaaa* I don't think we have any other properties available in July, but I'm not in the office until Tuesday, so I'll check then *baa baaaaaa BAAAAAAaaaaAAAAA! slurpity slurp slurp*" The next few days will be spent setting up as many viewings as possible for Friday, so when I see Sid and Gasmaskboy on Saturday at the Cabaret show (along with the millions of other cool SGBostonians and northeasterners that I'm expecting) I'll be able to tell them about the few best places and figure out when we can view them and finalize it in the next week. Some form of housewarming partay should still be in the works for July 24th-ish.
*sigh*
Bedtime.
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"...a squad of boys wearing make up on their ass..."
i'm really confused now.
but hope that you and Sid and gasmaskboy find a nicer and better place soon...one with a realtor-sized barbeque pit.