quickness

what up everyone? Not much here. yesterday was nice. we had a water main break at the hospital so i didn't have to work. it was nice . sat on my ass all day besides going to the gym. I had to laugh at my friend though he was complaining about changing the bed pans, saying that they where cold. thats who had to change the pans evil. well not much else here. Much love everyone .
Here is some quotes from some famous people.

> > The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good
> > ending and having the two as close together as possible. (George
Burns)
> >
> > Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
(Victor
> > Borge)
> >
> > Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
(Mark
> > Twain)
> >
> > What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. (Mark
> > Twain)
> >
> > My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
(Les
> > Dawson)
> >
> > By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if
you
> > get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
> >
> > I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (Groucho
> > Marx)
> >
> > Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half
> > as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. (Charlotte Whitton)
> >
> > My wife has a slight impediment in her speech - every now and then
she
> > stops to breathe. (Jimmy Durante)
> >
> > The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and
> > kindness, can be trained to do most things. (Jilly Cooper)
> >
> > I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. (Zsa Zsa
Gabor)
> >
> > Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential
food
> > groups: Alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. (Alex Levine)
> >
> > Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes
you
> > nothing. It was here first. (Mark Twain)
> >
> > My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop
dying.
> > (Ed Furgol)
> >
> > Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more
pleasant
> > form of misery. (Spike Milligan)
> >
> > What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. (Henny
Youngman)
> >
> > I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me
the
> > position. (Mark Twain)
> >
> > Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was "shut up". (Joe Namath)
> >
> > I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very
pleased
> > to be anywhere. (George Burns)
> >
> > At my age flowers scare me. (George Burns)
> >
> > Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
> > (Herbert Henry Asquith)
> >
> > The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and
lie
> > about your age. (Lucille Ball)
> >
> > I don't feel old - I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time
for
> > my nap. (Bob Hope)
> >
> > A woman drove me to drink - and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank
> > her. (W.C. Fields)
> >
> > I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do
in
> > it. (W.C. Fields)
> >
> > It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't
> > remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. (George Burns)
> >
> > Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy
your
> > children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain
> > control of your estate. (Woody Allen)
> >
> >
> > Those are my principals, if you don't like them....I have others.
> > (Groucho Marx)
> >
> > Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever
seen. I
> > have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that
> > statement. (Groucho Marx)
> >
> > I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I
was
> > not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "no good in a
bed,
> > but fine up against a wall". (Eleanor Roosevelt)