quickness

this is just... wow i don't know what to say.

> Clear DayGun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so
> ticked-off when two thugs sexually molested her
> 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the
> unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their
> testicles.
>
> The old lady spent a week hunting those men down --
> and when she found them, she took revenge on them in
> her own special way, said Melbourne police
> investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the
> nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's
> desk and told him as calm as could be:
>
> 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by
> God.'
>
> Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth,
> 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when
> outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the
> hotel room where he and former prison cellmate
> Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
>
> The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to
> kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled
> penis, police said. "The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose
> his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't
> be using it the way he used to," Detective Delp told
> reporters.
>
> Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think
> they're just happy to be alive after what they've been
> through.
>
> The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after
> her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in
> broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a
> section of town bordering on skid row.
>
> "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night
> in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and
> get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the law
> would go easy on them." recalled the retired library
> worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because
> I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life.
> And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law
> changed about owning one."
>
> So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects
> and Debbie's description of the sickos',
> tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the
> wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place
> till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their
> flophouse hotel. "I knew it was them the minute I saw
> 'em, but I shot a picture of'em anyway and took it
> back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was
> them," the oldster recalled.
>
> "So I went back to that hotel and found their room
> and knocked on the door and the minute the big one,
> Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square
> between the legs, right where it would really hurt
> 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other
> one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.Then I
> went down to the police station and turned myself in."
>
> Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly
> how to deal with the vigilante granny. "What she did
> was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is
> difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,"
> Det. Delp said, "especially when three million people
> in the city want to nominate her for saint-hood and a
> medal."

yeh i will be back in michigan on the 18th of the month. the sad thing is i have no clue what there is to do in that area anymore. well talk to you all later.