More fake updates, as encouraged by Kaffeine, not because I'm lazy, or vain, but because I'm a miserable wreck, and I hate everything.
anger
1. Who did you last get angry with?
My mother. Who came through for the first time in two years, and refused to stay for longer than the time it took to smoke a cigarette.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
Silence
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Yes. But only if he really deserved it. And it would really hurt.
4. How about of the same sex?
Same story.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Can't remember. I'm pretty good at not pissing people off.
6. What is your pet peeve?
People incapable of being honest with themselves and taking responsibility for their situations.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Not sure. I certainly never forget.
sloth
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Floss, wash my hair, bathe. To my credit, I'm not a naturally smelly girl.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
10:30 pm, there were likely a lot of drugs and dancing involved.
3. Who have you been meaning to contact, but haven't?
When I lived in Montreal in 2000, I worked in a day camp with a magician, who'se camp name was Merlin. I think about him a lot since I've been here, and should track him down. If you know a magician named Hugo LeCavalier, you send him my way.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
"I'm sorry, I double-booked myself. I really need to get an agent."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones..)
I don't watch tv.
6. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Twice. Gotta be a record. I'll usually snooze for about 2 or 3 hours.
gluttony
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
A triple grande, non-fat, 2 pump vanilla, 160 degree, bone dry cappucino. And only from Starbucks. Sometimes, the only controll you can exert in your life is over your coffee.
2. Meat eaters are...:
Sexy.
Although veggos taste better.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
I'm certain I've drank more than my weight in beer and liquor in one night, more than once.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No, although I did do the slimfast thing when I had Mono, 'cause the real meal replacement shakes were too expensive.
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
I've got a dangerous sweet tooth. I need help for this compulsion.
lust
1. How many people have you seen completely naked (not counting movies/family)?
I'm gonna say... 20.
2. How many people have seen you completely naked (not counting physicians/family)?
I don't know. I haven't shut the blinds since I've lived here. I'm naked on the internet. Scores, and scores.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Likely.
4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Mmmm.... Brains.
And lips.
5. Have you ever been made a proposition by a prostitute?
Ha. Like I'd have to pay for it.
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an std or pregnancy?
Yup. Of course. It's only sane.
7. Is love at first sight really lust?
Love at first sight is the only kind I know. If it's not right away, with me, it's not at all.
greed
1. How many credit cards do you own?
Two. Although I've never used my Sears card.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
*shrug* Ben & Jerry's?
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Pay off my loans and debts, invest half of what's left, travel and party 'til I've had enough, and build a theatre.
4. Would you rather be rich or famous?
I'll never be rich, but in my line of work, fame is success.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
I run cables and lift shit for a living.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
I only steal from faceless corporations. Not people.
7. How many mp3s are on your hard drive?
Maybe 200. Maybe.
pride
1. What is one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
7 years later, and I'm done my Bacchelors. You bet, I'm proud.
2. What's one thing you've done that your parents are most proud of?
I tend to take in the young'ns in the family when the shit hits the fan. I don't know if it's pride, so much as gratitude, that they don't have to do it.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
I want to make a living doing what I love.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Depends entirely on my opinion of who came in first.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
No, I'm not too competitive.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Nope.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I got out of bed. Really, I didn't want to, and I want to go back, and sit, and wallow and mope, and cry, but I've got meetings and sets to strike and shit to do, so she soldiers on.
envy
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for yourself?
Nope.
2. Who would you want to go on "trading spaces" with?
Hehe. Peeled.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
That's a huge question. Let me get back to you on that one, seriously.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
It's not cheating if the rules say it's allowed.
5. Have you ever cheated?
It's not cheating if the rules say it's allowed.
So. Tell me something wonderful. I could really stand to hear wonderful things.