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Unless your a hermit, I'm sure you've heard about the summer blockbuster The Avengers. You may also know, that tonight is the much anticipated midnight release. Now, I am a huge fan of action heros, but tonight is not a night for midnight releases of an over advertised movie. Nay, tonight is a night for strip clubs!

I will be the first to admit that I am a huge fan of strip clubs and all there naked glory. I revel in the thought of tacky velvet chairs that conveniently swivel for viewer pleasure and waitresses dressed in Bunny costumes serving patrons. However, the true moment of bliss is when "Pour Some Sugar on Me" blasts over the stereo and the dancer takes her place at center stage.

I am always impressed by the dancers ability to manage her time wisely. At best each act features two songs. During those two songs the dancer has to entice, enthrall, and ensnare her viewer. It's pure art. Then there is the task of removing those pesky garments so the audience sees all her gifts. My favorite strippers are the ones that enter already nude and stay nude through the entire performance. That's when I feel I get my moneys worth! I don't really want to watch you strip, I can do that at home in my mirror. I want to look at you and see the beauty that you are!

Now that I have wet your appetite for a night at the Pussy Palace, take that $30 you were going to spend to see the movie and help your local economy instead. Go see a beautiful woman take it all off just for you. And you never know, that woman might just be me!