As to not incur the disappointment of my buddies testykitty and KayLiane I will do as I am told.
what do you like more - hugs or kisses?
I like a combination of both--feeling someone's arms wrapped around me while we make out like horny high-school kids is the absolute best.
If you had to make a speech on national TV tonight what would you speak about?
I would most likely argue for the resignation of some of our top-ranking government officials, and spend the last minutes of the speech discussing why pug dogs are the coolest of them all.
If you could have one band play a private show on your birthday, what band would it be?
Considering the fact that testykitty and I share a birthday, I will let her have the Violent Femmes and I will settle for The Whitesnake Cover Band.
Tomorrow you can have a two hour lunch with anyone in the world, who would you have lunch with?
She knows who she is. *cough*twaffle*cough*
Whats your favorite body part?
eyes.
What are you looking forward to most this year?
cross-country journeys, publishing two more books, retirement in Canadaland.
Do you ever fantasize about an old love?
If you count my hidden obession with Bea Arthur. Yes.
What did you spend a lot of time doing as a child?
crying, writing, reading, watching cartoons.
You have been given a large sum of money to help reconstruct a struggling city, which city would you help?
New Orleans, for nostalgic reasons.
You are homeless. You can either stay at a hostel or with a rich but total stranger what do you do?
wherever I am more likely to get spooned.
Do you think androgyny is sexy?
i indeed do.
Have you ever been toe fucked?
i can't say that i have. my toes are waiting for marriage.
How important do you think sex appeal is in music?
depends on who is doing the sexing. If it's a beautiful woman or man, then yes. If it's Kevin Federline....hell to the no.
What are you wearing right now?
my pajamas. yes, i am aware that it is 12:15.
How many times have you been turned on today?
once, but it's been lasting for the past two hours.
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thank you all for taking the time to read. i don't know who to tag.
what do you like more - hugs or kisses?
I like a combination of both--feeling someone's arms wrapped around me while we make out like horny high-school kids is the absolute best.
If you had to make a speech on national TV tonight what would you speak about?
I would most likely argue for the resignation of some of our top-ranking government officials, and spend the last minutes of the speech discussing why pug dogs are the coolest of them all.
If you could have one band play a private show on your birthday, what band would it be?
Considering the fact that testykitty and I share a birthday, I will let her have the Violent Femmes and I will settle for The Whitesnake Cover Band.
Tomorrow you can have a two hour lunch with anyone in the world, who would you have lunch with?
She knows who she is. *cough*twaffle*cough*
Whats your favorite body part?
eyes.
What are you looking forward to most this year?
cross-country journeys, publishing two more books, retirement in Canadaland.
Do you ever fantasize about an old love?
If you count my hidden obession with Bea Arthur. Yes.
What did you spend a lot of time doing as a child?
crying, writing, reading, watching cartoons.
You have been given a large sum of money to help reconstruct a struggling city, which city would you help?
New Orleans, for nostalgic reasons.
You are homeless. You can either stay at a hostel or with a rich but total stranger what do you do?
wherever I am more likely to get spooned.
Do you think androgyny is sexy?
i indeed do.
Have you ever been toe fucked?
i can't say that i have. my toes are waiting for marriage.
How important do you think sex appeal is in music?
depends on who is doing the sexing. If it's a beautiful woman or man, then yes. If it's Kevin Federline....hell to the no.
What are you wearing right now?
my pajamas. yes, i am aware that it is 12:15.
How many times have you been turned on today?
once, but it's been lasting for the past two hours.
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thank you all for taking the time to read. i don't know who to tag.
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Can you please fix this?