Seeing as how Pandamonium was sweet enough to tag me. I must oblidge. You comment stalking weirdos will know I have indeed done something similar in Martini's journal a few days ago...but here's a brand new one. Altho I do think I will be forced to recycle some of my previous answers, cause let's face it, I'm not that exciting and interesting of a person. Which leads me to Number One:
1) There is not one person in the world I could ever hate as much as myself. Not even my biological father. Not even Freddie Prinze Jr. Not even that random asshole who calls me when he knows I am working, just to curse me out and hang up. Not even that chode from Good Charlotte. Yes, my self-esteem is in fact that low. Why? I don't know. But it is. Although now that I think harder...keep making shitty teen movies, Freddie, and you might be the one to take the title. God, you are an annoying douchebag.
2) I have quite an alcohol problem that stems from an early age--altho I have chosen a different route than my father and prefer to let the alcohol compliment my already generous and fun personality rather than turn me into a brooding and unpopular fuckhead.
3) I am afraid of people loving me.
4) I get quite embarassed when I see how much people dig my words. I know that it is sincere, since not one person on here is obligated to respond (and I am also appreciative of those who subscribe to the whole "If you don't have anything nice to say...") to anything. But as one who's self-confidence matches size with his bank account, understand that it makes my day to know I'm inspiring and/or entertaining some of you guys.
5) I can get mushier than the last few minutes of a Cosby episode sometimes. Even sober. See answer number 4.
6) I have had a problem with self-mutilation since I was 10 years old. Before it was cool and all mainstream. Yeah, that's right, I'm an old-school cutter. It's a horrible thing. I love it. Not really...but someday I'll stop. Maybe.
7) Sometimes when I sleep, I drool like a Saint Bernard. Sometimes when I get excited, I piss on the floor like a Teacup Chihauha.
8) I live with my brother and a roomie who is just like Chris Farley...if only Chris Farley wasn't funny and ate constantly and was lazy and had an addiction to buying rare baseball cards off of Ebay.
9) I am 63 percent straight. 37 percent flaming homosexual. (It keeps fluctuating.)
10) I tear up and sometimes full-on bawl during episodes of Extreme Makeover Home Edition and certain episodes of Queer Eye. I think it is absolutely a beautiful thing when people who deserve something wonderful get it.
11) This little glimpse into me has already been a 3 cigarette project.
12) When I go see Stephen Lynch in a couple of weeks, I fully intend on man-humping his leg. Security be damned. I am now also 40 percent gay.
13) Crowds of strangers bother me.
14) I have attempted suicide 4 times in the past 3 years.
15) My mommy is the most wonderful person in the world.
16) I may be going to school soon--to be a hairstylist.
17) My biological father is a cop. In Missouri. And yes people, he was embarassed of me.
18) I do believe that George Bush and his gang of power-hungry assholes have the ability to turn this country into a metaphorical sniveling child who pisses himself and eats crayons with ketchup while pasting macaroni to his genitals.
19) Sometimes I sit back and think, "Damn, it really does feel good to be a gangster."
20) I love movies just as much as priests love their alterboys.
There you have it guys. Much more than you wanted to know about me, I'm sure. And I totally didn't even get in to my masturbatory habits. I'll save that for another day.
By the way, for all you cool people who have been sending me your addresses, I am going to continue taking them for one more day, just to make sure nobody gets left out. So, cards will go out tomorrow morning, along with the belated birthday card to my little sister, and the long-promised letter to a certain Canadian.
peace.
1) There is not one person in the world I could ever hate as much as myself. Not even my biological father. Not even Freddie Prinze Jr. Not even that random asshole who calls me when he knows I am working, just to curse me out and hang up. Not even that chode from Good Charlotte. Yes, my self-esteem is in fact that low. Why? I don't know. But it is. Although now that I think harder...keep making shitty teen movies, Freddie, and you might be the one to take the title. God, you are an annoying douchebag.
2) I have quite an alcohol problem that stems from an early age--altho I have chosen a different route than my father and prefer to let the alcohol compliment my already generous and fun personality rather than turn me into a brooding and unpopular fuckhead.
3) I am afraid of people loving me.
4) I get quite embarassed when I see how much people dig my words. I know that it is sincere, since not one person on here is obligated to respond (and I am also appreciative of those who subscribe to the whole "If you don't have anything nice to say...") to anything. But as one who's self-confidence matches size with his bank account, understand that it makes my day to know I'm inspiring and/or entertaining some of you guys.
5) I can get mushier than the last few minutes of a Cosby episode sometimes. Even sober. See answer number 4.
6) I have had a problem with self-mutilation since I was 10 years old. Before it was cool and all mainstream. Yeah, that's right, I'm an old-school cutter. It's a horrible thing. I love it. Not really...but someday I'll stop. Maybe.
7) Sometimes when I sleep, I drool like a Saint Bernard. Sometimes when I get excited, I piss on the floor like a Teacup Chihauha.
8) I live with my brother and a roomie who is just like Chris Farley...if only Chris Farley wasn't funny and ate constantly and was lazy and had an addiction to buying rare baseball cards off of Ebay.
9) I am 63 percent straight. 37 percent flaming homosexual. (It keeps fluctuating.)
10) I tear up and sometimes full-on bawl during episodes of Extreme Makeover Home Edition and certain episodes of Queer Eye. I think it is absolutely a beautiful thing when people who deserve something wonderful get it.
11) This little glimpse into me has already been a 3 cigarette project.
12) When I go see Stephen Lynch in a couple of weeks, I fully intend on man-humping his leg. Security be damned. I am now also 40 percent gay.
13) Crowds of strangers bother me.
14) I have attempted suicide 4 times in the past 3 years.
15) My mommy is the most wonderful person in the world.
16) I may be going to school soon--to be a hairstylist.
17) My biological father is a cop. In Missouri. And yes people, he was embarassed of me.
18) I do believe that George Bush and his gang of power-hungry assholes have the ability to turn this country into a metaphorical sniveling child who pisses himself and eats crayons with ketchup while pasting macaroni to his genitals.
19) Sometimes I sit back and think, "Damn, it really does feel good to be a gangster."
20) I love movies just as much as priests love their alterboys.
There you have it guys. Much more than you wanted to know about me, I'm sure. And I totally didn't even get in to my masturbatory habits. I'll save that for another day.
By the way, for all you cool people who have been sending me your addresses, I am going to continue taking them for one more day, just to make sure nobody gets left out. So, cards will go out tomorrow morning, along with the belated birthday card to my little sister, and the long-promised letter to a certain Canadian.
peace.
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