I said "no ma'am" to the first girl and she was convinced, then said I was a body guard. She tried to grab the knot of my tie and said I needed to loosen up. I took her wrist away from my neck and said "I'm fine, could you please not touch the tie." She then said I was really FBI. This all amuses me, because my actual friends in the FBI think I'm so not conservative.
[Edited on Dec 18, 2005 8:41PM]