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A horrible decision was just made. I am breaking up with Getting Stoned. Getting Stoned is really fun, and I still love Getting Stoned. But I've become comfortable with Getting Stoned. We don't just hang out with friends at parties anymore, laughing and having fun. We sit on the couch and watch National Geographic for like 5 hours straight, and order food to be delivered. The novelty is wearing off, and it's leaving behind a really really fat chick.

So, because Getting Stoned doesn't understand my desire to lose weight, and refuses to be anything less than a roadblock, we are parting ways.

I'm leaving our wonderful bong with a friend, just in case Getting Stoned and I can find some way to reconcile our problems later on.