This morning I made a new BFF. We spent so much time together, I'm thinking of moving in with him... my new best friend spacelola's toilet.
I got drunk to a level that I'm just unsure if I've been that drunk before. I made out with a random guy. I hear his name is Greg. I'll post the HILARIOUS picture of us kissing soon. I drunk texted hella people. I double-fisted drinks at one point. I fell from a still standing position to laying down on the sidewalk--- Zombette tried to catch me... but I outweigh her by a great deal. I hung out with my homies timber_, varite, lola (duh), and my new homie punchface. All in all, it was fun times.
This morning I threw up once every 10 minutes for 3 hours. I really don't think I'm exaggerating. Ask spacelola. All jokes aside, lola, her roomie and her friend are the sweetest ladies in the universe. I get very childish when I've been sick, and they stroked my hair and went to the store to buy me crackers and gatorade. Angels.
Here are the pictures, btw
I got drunk to a level that I'm just unsure if I've been that drunk before. I made out with a random guy. I hear his name is Greg. I'll post the HILARIOUS picture of us kissing soon. I drunk texted hella people. I double-fisted drinks at one point. I fell from a still standing position to laying down on the sidewalk--- Zombette tried to catch me... but I outweigh her by a great deal. I hung out with my homies timber_, varite, lola (duh), and my new homie punchface. All in all, it was fun times.
This morning I threw up once every 10 minutes for 3 hours. I really don't think I'm exaggerating. Ask spacelola. All jokes aside, lola, her roomie and her friend are the sweetest ladies in the universe. I get very childish when I've been sick, and they stroked my hair and went to the store to buy me crackers and gatorade. Angels.
Here are the pictures, btw
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sockpuppet:
Cracking haiku
big_boy:
Matbe change your user name to Ralf the toilet lover???????