So, Disney on Ice was fun. The niece and I had a great time.
But what I really wanna talk to you guys about is that I am a perv. I am pervy nasty about Prince Eric. I mean, I've always had a thing for him. I have a figurine hanging from the rear-view in my car, I creeped out the Disneyland staff when I tried to locate him at the park, and I have lots of pics of him saved to my computer.
But the thing that brought my perviness to a whole new level was seeing Eric in the flesh. Those tight blue pants, that wavy black hair, that open chested shirt. I perv him so bad. I wanted to do bad things to him on the ice rink.
Then I got home and decided to google search pictures of him. And I found some from the Broadway show, which make me perv a little more.
Then the thing that really got me all hot and excited and ready to jump this guys bones, was the picture of the guy who plays Eric on Broadway... but in his street clothes. If this guy ever meets me, I feel bad for him. Cuz I will jump him so fast he won't know what happened.
Poor actors, having to deal with my strange Prince Eric fetish.
But what I really wanna talk to you guys about is that I am a perv. I am pervy nasty about Prince Eric. I mean, I've always had a thing for him. I have a figurine hanging from the rear-view in my car, I creeped out the Disneyland staff when I tried to locate him at the park, and I have lots of pics of him saved to my computer.
But the thing that brought my perviness to a whole new level was seeing Eric in the flesh. Those tight blue pants, that wavy black hair, that open chested shirt. I perv him so bad. I wanted to do bad things to him on the ice rink.
Then I got home and decided to google search pictures of him. And I found some from the Broadway show, which make me perv a little more.
Then the thing that really got me all hot and excited and ready to jump this guys bones, was the picture of the guy who plays Eric on Broadway... but in his street clothes. If this guy ever meets me, I feel bad for him. Cuz I will jump him so fast he won't know what happened.
Poor actors, having to deal with my strange Prince Eric fetish.
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omeganightmare:
that is correct
hugzombie:
fuck me?