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I get a central role in a journal entry??? Thats so exciting! Seriously. Narcissistically, I checked Ive been referenced in 2 total journal entries, so thats 2 points for me. Which led me to an overall comparison of the competition so far Im lagging behind fortune cookies by 1 point, lagging behind Nabokov by 2, and lagging behind animals in general by 5. I am tied with urine though, which is semi-honorary. Also, Im ahead of a wide range of other authors, movies, and life events. However, the greatest honor of all you wont believe this, so brace yourself Im tied with Harold. Thats so honorary its almost sacrilegious; because Im clearly so undeserving you may actually want to remedy that.

Last weekend, by the way, I insisted that we hang out with you, but the woman was sick and had too much work. What can ya do. Chicks right?

We should all hang out soon though. Its overdue.