q

I met the emperor of Ireland today.

He was sitting in the BART station with his shoes and socks off.

Aparently it's all purple instead, and he wants to be a different color, battleship red maybe. And no matter how hard the Queen asks, he won't solve the mystery of Diana.

And then there were two British secret agents on the train. You could really tell. They had the long beige trenchcoats and the long faces. They had worried eyes and always seemed to be looking past you, even when you're staring them in the face.

How nice is it to run into Lucky once in awhile? Extremely. I get a fuzzy feeling inside!

I long for the days when it was unheard of for a man to be sitting and a woman to be standing on a full train. If a man gave up his seat to me, i might swoon.

When the rain goes sideways........




.....you get wet.

-Q!