I might have a writing gig. Like, someone might actually pay me to type words and then they will put them in a document and sell that document to people. Almost like a real job or something.
And who would do such a thing, you would be totally justified in asking? And what would they possibly think I could write that would be worth money?
A site that sells players guides to MMORPGs, and a guide to playing the new Everquest 2 expansion. Hell fucking yeah. It's almost like a dream job except that it doesn't come with blowjobs, respect, or enough money to pay my rent for a year. Other than, though, DREAM JOB. It involves all the things I'm good at: typing, wasting time, minimaxing RPG gear choices, pointing AND clicking, and telling other people what to do in video games. Now if they'll let me insult the readers and make smart ass comments throughout my "guide" I will have found my true calling.
And who would do such a thing, you would be totally justified in asking? And what would they possibly think I could write that would be worth money?
A site that sells players guides to MMORPGs, and a guide to playing the new Everquest 2 expansion. Hell fucking yeah. It's almost like a dream job except that it doesn't come with blowjobs, respect, or enough money to pay my rent for a year. Other than, though, DREAM JOB. It involves all the things I'm good at: typing, wasting time, minimaxing RPG gear choices, pointing AND clicking, and telling other people what to do in video games. Now if they'll let me insult the readers and make smart ass comments throughout my "guide" I will have found my true calling.
toothpickmoe:
That is a pretty sweet gig.
prockgirlscout:
Rock.