purplemongoose

Holy shit. So my girlfriend and I went out last night for the first time in over a month. We've been hermits lately, which is cool, actually. We both work alot and by the time we're done we just wanna go home and lay on the couch and watch a little TV before bed. But last night we went to The Jinx and got TRASHED. Somehow I remember my alcohol intake. I started at about 11:00 with two PBR tallboy's, then it was on to 3 jack-n-cokes, (made by tony, which means it pretty much ALL jack), two shots of jack, another jack-n-coke. Robley came out of nowhere and did a shot of Jager with me. We then proceeded to the Mercury Lounge where Geoff conned me into having yet another jack-n-coke, two shots of SoCo and an Irish car-bomb, polished off with a bud light. It was 3:00, and I was SLOSHED. Right before I went to bed, I poured a glass of water to drink. Me and Jessie were sharing it, and I went to set it on the table by the bed and put it down with more force than I realized, with that drunk induced momentum that you get, and broke the glass. Somehow I didnt slice my hand to ribbons. Woke up for a second at 9 to stumble to the bathroom with my eyes squeezed shut as tight as possible to chew a couple aspirin and ty to drink some water. I was SO hungover. I lay back down, had just got my head into a postition that didn't throb too bad, waiting deperately for the aspirin to kick in, when Jessie stretched in her sleep suddenly and palm-heel struck me right on the nose. Somehow she managed to hit me pretty hard, and I thought my head was gonna explode. Finally got to nap before I had to roll out of bed and drive to work. I usually like to show up, settle in, maybe get something to eat, but no dice. There were two tattoos WAITING when I showed up. My quality of work never gets worse when I'm hungover or sick, but the toll it takes on me to produce what I normally can when I'm well rested SUCKS. I'm now sitting here at the shop waiting for all those different liquors and beers to unite and revolt, giving me the most uncomfortable and hideous liquid shits EVER. Just figured I'd share my stories with you guys. I'm just glad I didnt