For the first time ever I'm doing something I swore to myself years ago that I would never do.

It's bad, dirty, and frankly... I'm a little scared.

I'm listening to an audio book.

Yeah, that's right.. stand back jack. It's a frightening thrill-ride of adventure beyond compare. I'm riding through waves of terrifying nausea followed by the highest degree of adoration, the rolling thunder of words smacking themselves upside my brain and ear-drums throbbing with anticipation for each and every syllable.

Alright, maybe I'm not, but it's a far-cry better than what I anticipated.

All you folks that told me different (which is none) can just go take a flying fuck at the moon (or something eerily similar).