Its funny how 20 years of sexual harassment training distorts your world. I am pretty much a knuckle dragger when I'm around the guys I work with crude rude and pretty much not fit for an office environment but when in mixed company I am a professional and clean it up. Today my boss makes a comment to one of the ladies from billing to the effect of "You are no to big to put over my knee and give you a spanking" and I commented that if I said anything like that I would be fired and sued faster than I can say sexual harassment.
The lady from billing who is the supposed victim told me that if I would have said that to her she would have taken me up on the offer, winked and wiggled her ass at me.
I called the girl about this during lunch and she just laughed and told me she gets worse where she works. Great now I have to crack some lawyers skulls but that's another issue. She told me not to worry and "Don't Change".
It's fucked up that I've had it crammed down my throat that even a comment good or bad about a haircut is enough to he me fired.
I am so thoroughly confused