punkjr

Wow, I haven't posted here since SEPTEMBER. I'm sure the question on everyone's lips is "where the fuck has Jason been?", but alas I don't have an interesting story to tell.

I do, however, have a new thing on Monday nights. Oh yes friends, I'm a karaoke host.

I know what you're thinking. "You can't even sing, much lest HOST karaoke!" That may be true, but on Monday nights at the Skylark Cafe & Club, it's my ass up there, calling you up to sing, making jokes as you take your sweet ass time getting up on stage.

So yeah, for those of you who remember Josie hosting at McCoy's... She and I tag team Monday & Tuesday at the Skylark now. I'm Monday, she's Tuesday.

You guys should come out & sing with us.

BTW, Happy Christmas. I got Liar's Dice & a camera. Who's the big winner? Jason's the big winner, that's who.

Randy, you're a fucker for not calling me back while you were in town.

Okay, I'm gonna go back to wishing that I could be tattooed by YMonster. G'night.