Quick recap of what's happened the past few months:
June - Broke up with Skeie, started dating Montine
July - Introduced to Guitar Hero, fell in love. Changed my middle name to Megatron. Met a bunch of new friends.
August - Montine went to Peru, I stayed here.
September - Hung out with Montine a lot. Went on stage with Weird Al at the Fair....
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June - Broke up with Skeie, started dating Montine
July - Introduced to Guitar Hero, fell in love. Changed my middle name to Megatron. Met a bunch of new friends.
August - Montine went to Peru, I stayed here.
September - Hung out with Montine a lot. Went on stage with Weird Al at the Fair....
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Friday was a banner day.
At 4:30, I walked through the doors of The Vasectomy Clinic, and at 5:30, I walked out a sterile man.
Thank the maker for the No Scalpel, No Needle technique.
At 4:30, I walked through the doors of The Vasectomy Clinic, and at 5:30, I walked out a sterile man.
Thank the maker for the No Scalpel, No Needle technique.
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posh:
Megatron? Seriously?
trevallion:
Dude! Come on! Why didn't you make a journal for this?
Happy Amateur Night...
I mean "St. Patrick's Day".
Anyone have $2,500 I can borrow interest free for a while?
I mean "St. Patrick's Day".
Anyone have $2,500 I can borrow interest free for a while?
samling:
i got a dollar you can have! what happened that you need that? car trouble?
Wow, I haven't posted here since SEPTEMBER. I'm sure the question on everyone's lips is "where the fuck has Jason been?", but alas I don't have an interesting story to tell.
I do, however, have a new thing on Monday nights. Oh yes friends, I'm a karaoke host.
I know what you're thinking. "You can't even sing, much lest HOST karaoke!" That may be true,...
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I do, however, have a new thing on Monday nights. Oh yes friends, I'm a karaoke host.
I know what you're thinking. "You can't even sing, much lest HOST karaoke!" That may be true,...
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it_thing_hard_on:
And now you haven't updated since Dec. 27th. What's the happs?
Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting and drinking.
If you cheat, may it be a death.
If you steal, may it be a heart.
If you fight, may it be for your brother.
If you drink, may it be with me.
If you cheat, may it be a death.
If you steal, may it be a heart.
If you fight, may it be for your brother.
If you drink, may it be with me.
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samling:
aw, it's ok. i just got in from dropping them off in the loverly suburbs of puyallup. 
i'm so glad i moved outta that shithole.
i'm so glad i moved outta that shithole.
howdypardner:
It was my pleasure! We should hang out sometime when there isn't a drunk puppy so we can maybe actually talk!
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samling:
don't hurt your hand killing kittens to that girl.
although...she's totally worth it.
although...she's totally worth it.
estrada:
Fap, fap, fap!
I went to the midnight screening of Pirates last night. It was awesome. 
Flirted with a bunch of ladies who were also dressed as pirates, asked one for her #, got shot down. *laugh*
It was a great movie, and if you don't believe me, all I have to say is, "Undead Monkey".
Flirted with a bunch of ladies who were also dressed as pirates, asked one for her #, got shot down. *laugh*
It was a great movie, and if you don't believe me, all I have to say is, "Undead Monkey".
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mrdeity:
I only heard about the midnight showing here at about 10pm the night of the show so I couldn't go. 
Today was a banner day.
I got to see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest AND Superman Returns
Karaoke last night was awesome, I totally rocked out to Every Rose Has It's Thorn. (and Hollaback Girl)
I got to see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest AND Superman Returns
Karaoke last night was awesome, I totally rocked out to Every Rose Has It's Thorn. (and Hollaback Girl)
samling:
hollaback girl!! haha
josie have her laptop there with more songs?
josie have her laptop there with more songs?
estrada:
Damn, I wish I had gone but I was tay tired.
Tonight I went to the "Secret Midnight Screening" at SIFF and got to see A Scanner Darkly. It was amazing.
That is all.
That is all.
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estrada:
How is that movie?
mrdeity:
That's the movie with Keanu Reeves and the (I think it's called) vector drawing, right? If so, I thought that looked really cool.
For the second time in one week, a friend told me that they never wanted to speak to me again.
In happier news, I put together a quasi-American Psycho soundtrack at work. I listened to it all day as I drove around, and I still have Sussudio stuck in my head. I'm trying to drive it out with For Whom the Bell Tolls
Fuck,...
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In happier news, I put together a quasi-American Psycho soundtrack at work. I listened to it all day as I drove around, and I still have Sussudio stuck in my head. I'm trying to drive it out with For Whom the Bell Tolls
Fuck,...
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volks:
maybe they though you were too shy? 
Don't let it bother you. Some people have the energy it takes to change and grow. Some people like to be comfortable. Some people are just plane too sensitive. just keep rockin your passion!
Don't let it bother you. Some people have the energy it takes to change and grow. Some people like to be comfortable. Some people are just plane too sensitive. just keep rockin your passion!
samling:
well, that sucks. hope things get better for you.
Wow, I really like the new site setup.
I've got "Come Sail Away" by Styx in my head and it's just repeating over and over and over.
Women are crazy...
Welcome back Randy, I've missed you.
I've got "Come Sail Away" by Styx in my head and it's just repeating over and over and over.
Women are crazy...
Welcome back Randy, I've missed you.
ragirocks79:
thats funny. good work son and happy 6.6.06
skulls and sunshine Ragi
skulls and sunshine Ragi
jujubee:
I hope you have my wedding ring honey.
He's so last year.