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Another epic week comes to and end - next weeks infinite possibilities await. Im taking my service van into the shop tomorrow 8AM sharp, so Ill be without it for at least two or three days. That means Im stuck at our Tempe switch. Darn! No trouble tickets or installs for half the week. I mean, just shucks, folks! Darn it all to heck, Ill...
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First and foremost, Im not much of a sports fan. However, I feel I must address a singular travesty about to be committed in the baseball word: Barry fucking Bonds is about to pass Babe Ruth in all-time career home runs.

That steroid-sucking cock-gobbler does not deserve it. Not one bit. Youre telling me that the baseball world is willing to let a man -...
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I wish I could figure out what it is that's missing from my life. Maybe it's not just one thing, but a combination of many. Who knows? It's a fuckin' mystery.

There's about a half a million dollars worth of network equipment sitting at work waiting to be installed. It's kind of exciting; we're expanding a bunch and I like being involved in it.

I...
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This is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down, I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

While most of the above is true, I'm not the prince of Bel Air; that's a job for Will Smith. Though my life was flip-turned upside down, so...
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An update is coming, I promise. It's long-winded, and I keep trying to find time to write it but it never happens.

Work, come home, work more, sleep. Rinse, wash, repeat. When the weekend rolls around, I'm too much of a vegetable to be any good.

Today was 25% as productive as Id hoped it would be.

I managed to demolish the old couch I still had from college. It was a hand me down from several different people. An old room mate left it when he moved because it was so heavy. I broke it into chunks and took it down piece by piece, including the hide-a-bed. It was an...
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And now my bi-monthly update.

I was heading north on Central 7th St and saw the best sign ever: Gay Johnnys Antiques. Apparently theres a gay man, named Johnny, who runs an antique store on Central Avenue 7th Street. Best. Sign. Ever.

Im selling my Nokia 6101, check it out. If youre so inclined, buy it! Sold in 2 hours 25 minutes. Awesome!

I picked...
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A lot of things have happened since my last update. Here are the highlights, so I can spare you the paragraphs.

Got an $8,000 raise
Might move to the IT department at work (another raise!)
Handling the IT work for a real estate management company
Got an offer to be the guy that our sister company throws in the direction of data T1 customers who...
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I should have an update tomorrow. I know you're all on pins and needles.

I've been informed (twice) that Steak and Blowjob day is indeed March 14th and not February 14th.

That's fine. Another Pizza and Masterbation day.

For some people, today is simply Valentine's Day. For others, it's Steak and Blowjob Day.

For those in the same situation as me, it's Pizza and Masterbation Day.



Happy PMD, everyone.