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Tonight I learned that slamming your fist on a desk and shouting "GOD DAMN IT!" will actually make certain 3rd party software applications function correctly.

Thank you for the birthday wishes. I didn't do anything. Weekend was OK, but I'm already frustrated with work, even though it's only Tuesday. I think I need a new job.

Thisplaceis no longer appropriate for me to voice my personal thoughts and feelings. It's as blank and faceless as the swirling void of depression that won't leave me the fuck alone.

Not like you read it anyway.

I can't go on
You said my head's too heavy
I need that song
Those trusty chords can pull me through

...

I can't go on
Theselimbs have...
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And it spins 'round,
And 'round and 'round,
And 'round and 'round,
And it goes around,
And always fades to black...

I was going to write some stuff about some things, but all of a sudden I don't feel like it. I don't think anyone reads this junk anyway.

Nothing good and nothing bad to write about; in the stick-shift of life, I'm officially in...
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[THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK]

I'll do it tomorrow.

Superman Returns das good, ja.

This is Noir. punk is trying to see what I'm writing.

Just so you all know...

He likes the cock. Doggi cock, to be specific. And he drinks fruity girly drinks. With Malibu rum. And he listens to vagina rock. And Celine Dion. He's blaring it right now, and my ears are bleeding. Maybe my eardrum will rupture and I won't have to listen...
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Last night I forgot my cell phone at work. Weak! I drove back to Tempe around 11:30PM to grab it, after Id been out with some friends. My boss (who I also consider a friend) was at the office after a late-night return from Douglas, so I B.S.d with him until 1AM. Kind of a late night.

Actually, it probably just seemed late since I...
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The trip home tonight was full of interesting.

First, I almost got a cockpit full of black bird, but it pulled a last-minute Top Gun maneuver before it ended up flying through my open window.

Second, a bunch of Mexicans in a beat-to-shit 80's Honda Civic almost ran me over as they screamed around a blind corner in the parking lot of my apartment complex....
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In this weeks episode of Whats The World Coming To? we visit the world of poker. For some reason these past few years the game has become incredibly popular. There are TV shows about it, world poker tournaments its even online.

But I swear, if I see one more person play poker with sunglasses on Ill go homicidal. Who came up with this idea? Were...
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...contemplating the consumption of the Amy's (vegetarian/organic/hippie) Sheppard's Pie in the freezer. I could also see the mac-n-cheese in there (same variety, Amy's, organic, all healthy and what-not) somewhere in my future.

I swear one of these days I'll re-finish the other bass sitting in my room. You know, the one with its top surface sanded but its sides and bottom still sporting the old...
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I dread going to Wal*Mart, but I think I might have to. It seems like this Hell on Earth is the only place that sells Dickies shorts with an in-seam longer than 13. How do men wear shorts that rest half-way up their thighs? I was at Target yesterday and I swear every pair of shorts there were cycling shorts. The only thing missing was...
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