I sit here stuck in the 20th century. My mom still hasn't moved away from dial-up Internet. The reason she doesn't subscribe to DSL is because they don't use the Internet enough to justify it. Why don't they use the Internet much? Because, and I quote, "it's slow."
Sound logic, mom. I told her I'd send her the difference in cost between the two if...
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Am I a bad person because I revel in the failure of others when they set themselves up with unrealistic goals coupled with unreasonable expectations? I speak specifically of the house flipper shows on TLC and HGTV. I enjoy watching them because there's something in me that appreciates both building something new and taking some old and making it look good again. I do so...
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norritt:
happy anniversary of your entering existence
nomi:
Happy birthday, mister. 
Anything scandalous planned?
Anything scandalous planned?
I finally finished sanding the old bass today. Tomorrow I'm going to sand, stain and seal a piece of test wood to see how it turns out. If all goes well, next week I will start working on the actual bass. Another couple of weeks and I should have it done, if all goes well. It'll be nice to have the old girl back! After...
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nomi:
Good luck on the VoIP project! That sounds pretty exciting.
I stood in the self-checkout line at Wal*Mart for about ten minutes listening to two girls (room mates? sisters?) argue about who was spending how much, how much the one owed the other, how the one wasn't going to spend more than $12 on this shit and $11 on this other shit. Something inside of me wanted to walk up to them and tell them...
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missprint:
Wait... was the intention to get Bitchin' Camaro stuck in my head, or to miss the panty dropping? If it was to miss the panty dropping you are a hopeless case! I mean what's the point of a dating slip and slide if not to get ladies to drop their nickers? 
missprint:
Well, if the dating slip and slide doesn't work you can just start a kissing booth... somewhere where there are a lot of drunk impressionable women... hot ones... who like to do it with strangers. Or you can be like the Girls Gone Wild dude and just hand out t-shirts to drunk sluts.
I just ordered an Intel Core 2 Duo E6300 CPU, an Intel DG965WH motherboard, a Crucial 1GB PC5300 DDR2 RAM kit, and a PNY GeForce 7600GS 256MB GDDR2 video card from NewEgg.com. It should be here around the middle of next week. I'm so excited I could pee! From all indications the Core 2 Duo line of CPUs screams and I can't wait to get...
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moist:
You would not believe the erection that picture just gave me...
See ya tomorrow!
See ya tomorrow!
norritt:
damn somebody got what they wanted for xmas
I ended up getting into Phoenix around 4AM this morning. The original flight, which was supposed to come in at 12:30AM, suffered "structural damage" near Santa Fe (I think) on its way into Phoenix. Once another plane was flown from Seattle, they found seepage from one of the breaks, so after another hour or so they moved us to a different plane, which eventually left...
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nomi:
I'm just too lazy to bother feeding myself regularly, so I don't really gain weight. I mean, sure I could go get food or (god forbid) attempt to cook, but fuck it. I'm comfortable.
doolittle:
yeah, chances are high he got something terrible from that stunt. but goddamn, it was fucking funny.
The mountain bike that I ordered from Amazon.com has been in "OUT FOR DELIVERY" status on the UPS website since 5AM yesterday. I wonder if the UPS man got lost. I'll kill two birds with one stone tomorrow and drive in to work for a password I need and also check and see if the bike was delivered or not. Once assembled, the bike will...
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doolittle:
there will be lots of random stuff of course, like vhs tapes and books, maybe some records and random knick knacks and shit, clothes, you name it. however i am selling my video camera, a giant love-sac type of pillow chair, shelves and stuff like that. also there will be my brothers crap, i don't know what he's pulling out there other then his drum kit, which is nice. oh and there will be a crib. i am sure your into the crib... wait, what?
doolittle:
sounds good to me! beer is always welcomed, as well as company. we are going to be sitting in a driveway for many hours so come entertain 
I took her to the airport this morning.
Everything seems so empty now.
Everything seems so empty now.
I trimmed my friends list. It's nothing against you. I just don't care much about this place any more - and we never talk, so what's the point? Besides, I doubt you'll notice.
I don't' like Arizona any longer...want to get out.
I hate it when people I care about don't respond when I write them messages.
I wish I didn't have so many unfinished...
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I don't' like Arizona any longer...want to get out.
I hate it when people I care about don't respond when I write them messages.
I wish I didn't have so many unfinished...
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steveneurotic:
I guess I made the cut, huh? 
Unfinished projects suck. I have like 34379890101446 of them. But I guess it's better than being bored and having nothing to do.
Unfinished projects suck. I have like 34379890101446 of them. But I guess it's better than being bored and having nothing to do.
paaacc_raz:
You sound so emo...
Stop sounding emo, it's scaring me
. I've offered to hang out with you, but you flake out on me b/c of work, so?
Ya emo!
Stop sounding emo, it's scaring me
. I've offered to hang out with you, but you flake out on me b/c of work, so?
Ya emo!
Just got home from a bachelor party. There was midget porn.
I wish I was kidding.
I wish I was kidding.
I feel like an alien is trying to crawl out of my head. Fucking caffeine withdrawals!
This morning I woke up and found thisthingon the floor. Some kind of plastic thing with another plastic thing; one was clear, one was white. I couldn't figure out what the fuck it was, and became terribly confused as to how it ended up on my bedroom floor. Several...
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This morning I woke up and found thisthingon the floor. Some kind of plastic thing with another plastic thing; one was clear, one was white. I couldn't figure out what the fuck it was, and became terribly confused as to how it ended up on my bedroom floor. Several...
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cherries:
lol.
At least you aren't finding slugs on the kitchen floor.
I have no idea how they get inside, But let me tell you it's not a nice suprize!
At least you aren't finding slugs on the kitchen floor.
I have no idea how they get inside, But let me tell you it's not a nice suprize!
megze:
Fine, I'll settle for new friend.
I just finished building myself a desk. Nothing fancy or anything, but I really like it!
Haven't stained it yet. I may hit you up for some advice when i do.