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Yay for fun and mayhem!

Have you ever seen a Lifetime movie before? I'm not surprised that the guy is a nut!

well, the movie the guy had coming out this very week i believe was about a man in Maryland who was in love with this woman. To express his feelings like the sensitive gentlemen he was, he kidnapped her and tortured her. He also killed anyone she came into contact with through her various escape attempts. Furthermore he kidnapped and killer her parents, carjacked and killed another man while he was on the run. He finally was stopped by the police when he was cornered and shot over forty times. ...i told him that it was an uplifting story and that it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Anywhoo, I think the seven bloody mary's he had that morning helped him articulate his story a little better than I could. But in all seriousness the guy was really funny and nice so I'm gonna play golf and drink bloody marys again with him on saturday before he leaves town. He doesn't know anyone down in fl, so I'd thought it'd be fun. I just wish he'd pick a cheap golf course cuz we're playing at one that fucking $180 dollars for 18 holes. Jeeeeezus!F!!
I'm not exactly mark cuban here.
oh, you know what else he did.., check this out. We're at the first hole, and if your not familiar with the boring game of golf, there is what's called a "course ranger" at the tee box who is like an older, balding version of the hall monitor at school that you felt like giving a swirly too whenever he told you not to run in the hall and asked you for your hall pass. Well he tells this guy (eric bacon), in his authoritative voice, " Sir,...." he waits a few seconds, intensly looking him up and down, and then he lets him have it, "you have to tuck your shirt in..". ...A collective gasp wisps through the air, and I could almost hear people going, "groble groble groble" amongst themselves. And he and I are like, "what the fuck. , so he gets up, pull down his shorts, I mean all the way off to the ground revealing his tighty whities, much to the shock of the hall monitor and are fellow golfers, tucks his shirt into his underwear, and gets back into the cart. It was a small act of rebellion, hardly something that pancho villa would do, but hey, I had a good bloody mary buzz and thought it was pretty fucking funny, and there's pleny more where that came from..peace!