Tuesday Apr 06, 2004

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ARRR!!!
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contradiction:
You DO owe me a beer. wink
punchdrunk92308:
i'm taking an extended vacation from sg for only a short time till i get situated my new flat... anyone wants t0 email me, pleade do a Izaak1313@hotmail.com. I wanna get drunk with you ausome guys and gals....peace love and chicken grease wink

Monday Apr 05, 2004

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the first thing i that awakens me this morning is my cell phone blaring dueling banjos in my ear, then the distinct disgusting feeling that a cat pissed in my mouth while i was asleep...oh wait, that's from being twisted drunk last night. aroung ten oclock last night at my ausome job at Hue, chef comes up to me and says, "bro, tidy up and...
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pheageythissucks:
oooo, waking up alone so sucks ass. I dropped two chances with some nice girls a few weekends ago. It sucked ass...
Mmmm,I share the pain.

Tuesday Mar 30, 2004

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i finally got a night off from work. so i decided to take full advantage of it and get drunk. it was fun. all my friends were working so i just decided to go on my own. i thought it would be boring but it was actually cool.

Friday Mar 19, 2004

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well, its been a little while but i'm back. i can say with uncertain honesty that my week has not been as exciting as contradiction's, but we can't all be so lucky.
myself, on the other hand, have been working my ass off. im in that area where you ending one job and starting another and they overlap, this equals 14-16 hour days starting around...
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pheageythissucks:
Its not that he could have left me behind. I was the driver smile. We car pool to work and since the party was after work he didn't have much of a choice. smile I want to feel sorry for him but one day it will be him passed out...
sebsis:
I read in SGFL that you may be at Crystal Method. I'm going with Pheagey, if you go, we should try to meet up.

Friday Mar 05, 2004

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ooh, ouch, loud noises hurt, well, that's what i get for slammen them down all night. lush is not the right word, but its the first that comes to mind. i'm pretty sure that i made a total ass out of myself, not really like a sloppy drunk, but more just being a stupid one i think.
for example, at this particular pub that frequent...
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pheageythissucks:
One word: nice. No black eye,you walked er stagered out of the bar so it must have been kinda low key.

Anyways, about the Crystal Method show. Do you have your tickets? I have myselfanf twoothers going with me so it should be ..interesting.. in the least.
contradiction:
wow, your buddy nutsack. I don't want to know. wink

so anyways, when are the pics coming? I have a digi cam now, so I should take some smile

Friday Mar 05, 2004

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well, i got a new job today working under a great chef!!!!! so there's only one thing to do, and that is to get drunk tonight, biggrin booyaaaa!!!!!
punchdrunk92308:
did i mention i was getting drunk tonight?

Wednesday Mar 03, 2004

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well, as i said before i quit my job, but like a dumbass i agreed to help them for a few more days. i'm always a sucker for good business etiquette. But just the other day a really talented chef at a great spot downtown showed some interest about me coming to work under her. She's an amazing chef, her food is da shit. I...
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contradiction:
I LOVE Waffle House when I am loaded. Waffle, waffle, waffle....

Woohoo - you'll feed me?? Wow, what a guy. My last boyfriend never fed me. Which explained how I got down to 99 lbs. Of course, the drugs and drinking and diet pills exacerbated the situation. But hey, we all gotta have a good time...however, heart attacks suck ass. *sigh* oh well.

One time I got stepped to by a football player in highschool. I told him to just bring it already then. He was so shocked, he was a friend from then on.

That's funny about that girl. I told a guy that I was a professional golddigger this weekend at a bar to try and get him to go the fuck away. Didn't work. Eventually he got the hint. That girl is a whore. The hell with her.

Where are your pictures, home chicken? bok

I love to be able to put faces with names.

Monday Mar 01, 2004

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well, played the shitiest round of golf yesterday, and the whether was crap, but the good news is i'm quiting my job and getting payed today, freeeeedooooom!!!!!
muddog:
Don't know much about golf, But getting payed is always good.Enjoy your freedom dude.
lucky105:
No work but still getting paid? Lucky bastard!

Saturday Feb 28, 2004

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so today was a really shitty day at work, i think I've pretty much decided to quit. I'm just counting the days till i get to grad school, then my "plan", or whatever you wanna call it will begin, and I'll hopefully be on the road to some cha-ching!
but other then the shitty day, there was something else, something poking me at the back...
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Saturday Feb 28, 2004

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i just gotta keep thinkin to myself that if I focus i'll get through this shitty work week. These goddamn pretentious chefs that I work for who think their shit don't stink and it's my god given fucken duty to blow fairy dust up their ass are making me crazy...as that too much, i never know
contradiction:
where are the pics, dorkhead? wink

you need to put one up.
punchdrunk92308:
girl i'm working on it, i swear i'm not like that fat kid with the shirt that says, "I fuck on the first date"

Wednesday Feb 25, 2004

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today was one of those days without no other purpose then to wait for it to end. I was jolted out of bed by the racket of the housekeepers beginning their weekly routine. they seem to be arriving earlier and earlier each week. all I wanted to do for crying out loud was catch up on some f'n sleep.
got a call from my buddy...
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contradiction:
Oh SHIT, Libras tell the best stories. smile

Thank you, I needed that. Yes, I have had the worst day, and it only gets worse since this weekend. Boy my life is sad.

I need to hang out with you...I can't find a good extacy dealer for shit. wink

AND you sound like a shitload of fun, why have I not met you before????

Monday Feb 23, 2004

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well it's back to the f'n grind here. For all intensive purposes I had an interesting week of fun and mayhem. I was surprised the trouble I could get into by myself. I know this sounds lame, but I played golf with this guy who writes movies for the lifetime network and he is the most demented fucker that I've ever met. to be continued.....
lucky105:
Yay for fun and mayhem!

Have you ever seen a Lifetime movie before? I'm not surprised that the guy is a nut!
punchdrunk92308:
well, the movie the guy had coming out this very week i believe was about a man in Maryland who was in love with this woman. To express his feelings like the sensitive gentlemen he was, he kidnapped her and tortured her. He also killed anyone she came into contact with through her various escape attempts. Furthermore he kidnapped and killer her parents, carjacked and killed another man while he was on the run. He finally was stopped by the police when he was cornered and shot over forty times. ...i told him that it was an uplifting story and that it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Anywhoo, I think the seven bloody mary's he had that morning helped him articulate his story a little better than I could. But in all seriousness the guy was really funny and nice so I'm gonna play golf and drink bloody marys again with him on saturday before he leaves town. He doesn't know anyone down in fl, so I'd thought it'd be fun. I just wish he'd pick a cheap golf course cuz we're playing at one that fucking $180 dollars for 18 holes. Jeeeeezus!F!!
I'm not exactly mark cuban here.
oh, you know what else he did.., check this out. We're at the first hole, and if your not familiar with the boring game of golf, there is what's called a "course ranger" at the tee box who is like an older, balding version of the hall monitor at school that you felt like giving a swirly too whenever he told you not to run in the hall and asked you for your hall pass. Well he tells this guy (eric bacon), in his authoritative voice, " Sir,...." he waits a few seconds, intensly looking him up and down, and then he lets him have it, "you have to tuck your shirt in..". ...A collective gasp wisps through the air, and I could almost hear people going, "groble groble groble" amongst themselves. And he and I are like, "what the fuck. wink , so he gets up, pull down his shorts, I mean all the way off to the ground revealing his tighty whities, much to the shock of the hall monitor and are fellow golfers, tucks his shirt into his underwear, and gets back into the cart. It was a small act of rebellion, hardly something that pancho villa would do, but hey, I had a good bloody mary buzz and thought it was pretty fucking funny, and there's pleny more where that came from..peace!