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So I never pictured myself to be the blogging type, but seeing as it is a requirement for many of the groups, I decided to go for it. Then I got to thinking, you know what? I actually have a lot to say and this seems like a pretty open forum to do so.

I just finished foraging through the fridge and it has some to my attention that I am running low on many of the staples, I began to think how hard it must have been to be a caveman. I mean it's hard enough to wake up an extra 15 mins early so I have time to eat, imagine if you had to go out and catch your food before it caught you? I'd be chowing down on a juicy T-Rex ribeye right now, maybe a side of Raptor hash.

In reality, I decided to make a burger as that is about the extent of my cooking abilities.

Everyday as I'm walking out the door I remind myself to kick today's ass. It's my own little pep talk to myself. I hear about all these people doing affirmations and meditations but my inner voice sounds more like Vince Lombardi telling me to harden up and knock today's head off.

So that's my message for everyone today, tuck your chin and go at today full blast. When you ladies and gents put your head on the pillow tonight I want you to all think for a moment... Did you kick today's ass, or did it kick yours?